Tish.

oh the pajama party was scheduled for the weekend after my bday or i would’ve celebrated then but yep 😐

told me she was gonna buy me a cake to make up for it and celebrate me at her women’s group pajama party…just for the cake to not have my name on it but instead “scorpio/sag” bc they didn’t want anyone to feel left out.

this was my makeup birthday weekend bc i spent my actual bday weekend babysitting my sister’s son bc her and her fiancé who has the same bday as me decided that would be the perfect weekend for a trip.

thought i could fix it with the 112 concert just for the girl i went with to not save any of the photos i took for my (late) birthday post.

this year was probably one of the shittiest birthdays i’ve ever had.

like i’ve literally asked our NEIGHBOR who comes over all the time to get his company out my spot, so im definitely making a stranger move 😂😂 why should i be inconvenienced cause they wanna go knock on doors??

the Jehovah’s Witness people came to my neighborhood the other day and one of them parked in my spot in front of my house…why my mom said i was bothering them for asking them NICELY to move?! like girl religion does not mean they get certain rights

it’s supposed to be 60 degrees tonight for my concert but that’s okay the liquor will keep me warm until i make it inside 🤣

no literally it’s just facts 😂 i’m also a smoker and carry stuff for my breath for this exact reason

“is something wrong with the pump? my gas isn’t coming out” then getting mad at US for not telling them at the register….we did 😂 that is also how i found out most people don’t know what the name of the gas they get is. they just know which button to press.

i knew people didn’t read when i worked at Racetrac and we ran out of Unleaded gas and put multiple signs on the doors….like to the point you couldn’t see inside through the door bc the signs were there & people were still coming back in yelling at us bc they paid, went outside & chose Unleaded.

trying to be responsible & do my homework and my laptop just froze like okay.

like the way his ass would’ve been neglected 😂😂😂 cause yeah naw ain’t no way i would be carrying around and helping a mf who is cheating on me lmaoooo he would be sitting in that chair for days fwm

& the women who was sleeping with that woman husband trifling as hell!!! cause wym you sleeping with a married nigga in a wheelchair?!

i was watching my true crime last night and idk there’s just no way a mf in a wheelchair gonna be abusing and cheating on me.

like i can still hear the crowd chanting “luda luda” while she tried to sing cause girl where tf is ludacris 😂😂 this was like 2004 when he was super popping.

the ludacris & jessica simpson was when i was a kid living in Ft Hood the Army always threw concerts where they tried to appease multiple demographics 😂😂😂 (we booed jessica simpson bc ft hood was mostly black & hispanic)

Ludacris & Jessica Simpson
Babyface Ray & Veeze
Drake ft Future & Miguel he also brought out Jhene & Juvenile
Bossman Dlow
Young Thug
& after tomorrow night 112 ft Total & Case 🤭

i just don’t understand what the disconnect is bc they know the difference between men & man 😭 but nothing beats them putting the dollar sign AFTER the amount of money now

i went by my homeboy crib for his bday last night…why were we all standing outside talking and i was talking abt my adhd and this mf asked me for some addys…..sir, nothing abt me says medicated 😂😂😂😂😂

me with the amount of people who switched to “a women”…..my quiz in my grad program had this in one of the questions 😭

was gonna do amazon in the morning until i saw rain in the forecast…it’s gonna be a no from me dawg

OR SETTING RULES/GUIDELINES THAT THEY DONT FOLLOW.

i hate that my neurodivergence causes me to get pissed off when people ask me to do something i was already planning on doing….or asking me to do something they could easily do.

my shein order finally shipped 😭 it ain’t coming in time but luckily i already got a dress from the mall

maaaan bruh need to pay for his crimes!!!!!!

Middleton George

Reggie Miller.

this nigga sold me Regina King.

my plug sold me some of the worst weed i have ever had in all my 13 years of smoking….i really almost called the police bc i neverrrrr smoke a whole blunt by myself and was facing that shit, no buzz 😭