🖤Nessy Lochnessy🖤

*take

To be honest I can’t take any of these people seriously #90dayfiance #beforethe90days

I can’t talk this “king” seriously… it’s giving……. Shift & Puzzle re: the Chronicles of Narnia: the Last Battle

#allegory #90dayfiance #beforethe90days #danieandlisa #unserious

Why this man got a fake stuffed lion around his neck….. am…. I not supposed to notice?

#90dayfiance #itsgivingscammy #danielandwhatsherface

If it is ONE THING I can eyeball at a glance…. It’s a negro only dates white women 🤣🤣

Me: cuz yeah, I work with a bunch of 12 year old boys apparently, and I just need to tell you what I need without a joke. LOL.

So CAUL-ck

My manager mocked me for pronouncing the “L” in caulk the other day

Gray for the color “grey” for a name

Me over here light skinned judging Javon. 🤣🤣🗣️African American where!?

#90dayfiance #beforethe90days

🤣🤣 oh, Manon is very whiney. But her accent makes me not mind her voice too much

Her!?! Trish’s?? Maaaaan Rick and his lisp need to get off my screen 🤣🤣

That’s rights tell him.

Maaaaan gtfo of my face. #rickandtrish #90dayfiance #beforethe90days

I know this man at his BIG age of almost 60 knows what manipulation is.

Sitting there with that sheepish CHILD-like look on his face after putting this woman through hell— talking about “I’m… I’m sorry. It was a mistake”

And Rick is equally as disgusting. Literal trash.

#90dayfiance #beforethe90days

The way I cannot stand Javon.

It ain’t NO WAY this man is almost 40 and doesn’t know how to act. 🙄🙄

#90dayfiance #beforethe90days

Me watching late 90s early 2000s movies that I was either not aware of, or not allowed to watch…. #peakadulthood #andytheyrealltrash 🤣🤣

And with the football season over— I don’t really care who’s playing what game. I’ll see y’all at halftime though #badbunny #greenday #eldermillenial

He was not. He was not joking.

a man in a suit and tie is crying in front of a window ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying in front of a window

Me: 👀👀 please. PLEASE GOD tell me you’re joking. This is a well timed joke, right??

Him: I don’t like chocolate…. I only really like white chocolate

Me on the phone with a former lover who has only ever dated (publicly) only white women (as a black man) talking about chocolate…

Unrelated

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: telling a proudly natural black woman that her hair looks “so good straight” and that she should “do it like that more often” (or any variation of this)….. is. Not. A compliment.

#dobetter #naturalista #circa2013 #loccedandloaded

Oh so… y’all think I’m NOT supposed to notice the difference between Courtney B. Vance & Lance Reddick?? There was no need to even bring the character back after Lance passed…. 😔😔 #percyjacksonandtheolympians

It won’t end well for you… #micdrop #iwishyouwould #gimmeareason #athread

Please… DO NOT…. Have the unmitigated gall to call a woman’s femininity into question…. While simultaneously having the audacity…. And then catch yourself being triggered when she returns the favor.

Come on man… the jokes write themselves…

Now…. I don’t standardly make it a habit to comment on a person’s appearance…. Because there’s rarely a reason…. But….

Follow along with me here….

You make THIS post…..

Us being me and the cat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽