Persephone

As the new ruler of the United Lesbian Territories of North America, every time you say something racist we take approximately $9 USD out of your pension to buy an elementary school a picture book about a girl in a hijab being a good samaritan

Finally! My seventh grade science teacher in plushie form

YouTube video by ROSÉ ROSÉ & Bruno Mars - APT. (Official Music Video)

Today I learned she isn't saying yabba dabba doo like the Flintstones
youtu.be/ekr2nIex040?...

It's a special xmas messsage from: Hoblie, the pineapple tree boy "Let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice Chelmsford! Don't take any wooden nickels! Now I have to fly away..... In a pot I made in ceramics class." -Patrick Wilson

can't let Christmas pass by without posting Hoblie the Pineapple Tree Boy

My girlfriend's cleavage makes every day christmas

I'm so sick I got sephsis. I'm simply the illest.

Got it figured out

It's not too late for Eminem to transition, without the beard he wouldn't even be clocky

Watch out for freaky drake! He's gonna drake his nuts over your face

I would rather kill myself than eat sunbutter

Oh my god GAY PEOPLE LOVE STRIPES I get it now

Milf AJ and Busty Big Justice
We bring the BOOB!

Gay bitches in star wars be like I love chappell clone

White Bitch Mountain: where the they/thems live

Every Jcole song ever
"Uhh, yeah
Underwhelming flow
You already know
That I blow
Other dudes
And shemales too"

Sauce spotted

The J Cole meal

"Hhhhhhh fuck, the vaginal wetness is seeping through my pants, my day is ruined, if only there were a method to instantly dry up whatever is going on down there"
J Cole:

Asthma and also I don't like how it smells :3

It isn't even 7am why are you smoking weed

Chat can we get the zionists out of my replies thanks

Gender neutral restroom is just the woke version of "we could only afford one toilet"

Don't punish me god, they didn't even ask if I wanted to round up to the nearest dollar today it's not my fault

I like it when rap songs are a little bit squishy like I'm stepping in something awesome

They call it Cyber Monday because The Amazing Digital Circus

Sorry, I got distracted, but on the bright side I remembered the Alamo! Although I think there is something else I was supposed to Never Forget

Persephone in the oval office after seizing control of the capital WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOM I GOTTA PISS

Yuno Miles in the oval office after seizing control of the capital "bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb bwomb "

Big Justice in the oval office after seizing control of the capital
"Hey dad! Are you ready for the biggest BOOM?" 💪💪💪💪