one dozen rats in a pear tree

I stopped watching, did they ever discover the strangest thing was actually love?

I’m aware?

nothing could have made me more excited to watch this movie

my take on the OU essay girl is that it is once again protestant nonsense. if you tried citing the bible at a Catholic university they’d ask what you were doing reading that and give you an F.

I do think Hegseth is cooked but it’s like 15% because of the war crime and 85% because of that bit where he dragged every active duty General to Quantico to listen to his TED talk about why they’re all a bunch of pussies.

happy “let’s circle back to that in the new year” season to all who celebrate.

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if you told your customers in 1999 that your black friday deal was 15% off selected items a dozen suburban moms would rip your limbs off in the parking lot.

Obviously the coordinator turnover has been insane but the whole point of the “CEO head coach” should be that he provides the stability and continuity to weather that storm. If he’s not doing that, what exactly is he doing to “set the culture”?

Nick Sirianni should be coaching for his job the rest of the season. It’s not normal for a team to fluctuate between Super Bowl runs and total franchise meltdowns like this. He needs to prove he can actually lead a team and not just watch his coordinators work.

This offense is just entirely cooked. Physically, mentally, and spiritually broken.

The defense is still showing up but there’s really no way not to let what’s happening on the other side of ball infect them.

One of the funniest bits of the 21st century is Jack White being the guy who wrote the song that will be played at full volume at every football game as long as the sport exists.

Cousin Walk scheduling snafu results in no weed and three grinders.

none of the dogs in the national dog show are that impressive. I could do all that.

goku is real and he is my friend

thanksgiving runs on airport rules if you’re cooking, you can have a 10:30 am miller high life

my father is the one person on earth still dedicated to putting on the 6abc thanksgiving parade. philly’s strongest soldier

don’t listen to the naysayers, you can “happy thanksgiving” your way back into her life if you just add the right combination of turkey and fall leaf emojis. I believe in you.

how it feels posting this a few hours after doing the “male instacart shopper” bit

I know this isn’t really rare and there’s millions of people going through the same kind of thing every holiday, but it’s not always talked about so I’m just trying to put it out there. If you’re having the same kind of Thanksgiving this year, I hope you find some joy in it 💛

This is the first holiday I’ve been back home since my sister overdosed, and it’s weird. It’s not bad. It’s not even painful in a way that’s outside the ordinary. It’s just weird. Like living in a memory that you know isn’t right, but you can’t remember how it’s supposed to be.

[TALKING TO SOMEONE I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IN A BAR AS ‘DRIFT AWAY’ PLAYS] “No, *I* know it’s not ‘Give me the Beach Boys’, I’m just referencing how Meghan McCain tweete-Meghan McCain? John McCain’s daughter? No, we didn’t go to school with her, she’s on The View.”

someone put “tahini” on an order and I just shut off my phone.

another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.

[EMAIL FROM AN APP YOU SIGNED UP FOR A FREE TRIAL WITH TO SEND A PDF IN 2018] “Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at OneTrust™ 🧡 Your account is in collections.”

the spotify algorithm still suggesting me songs off my halloween playlist two days before thanksgiving

if you need to thaw your turkey for thanksgiving remember not to take it out of the freezer until 8 am on thursday at the earliest to prevent contamination

@thebennatan.bsky.social you went to business school, is it a good thing when companies start saying “we’re not Enron” unprompted?

Tatsuya Imai how do you feel about raw milk?

[INCREDIBLY REALISTIC LOOKING GIF OF A MAN BEING VERTICALLY SAWN IN HALF. THERE’S NO SIGNS OF IT BEING AI GENERATED AND NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE IT FROM ANY FILM OR SHOW] they’re doing this to me at work.