Queen of Boots

That's because Ducky's the ho. (don't hit me)

You should have seen the stupid stuff I was wearing. Tails. Fur leg warmer shit. Got the..the jnco jeans. Teeny tiny crop tops. Ufo pants. I am 5 2. Do you know what that looks like in jnco jeans. A stranger once saw me on a staircase and busted in half laughing.

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Heyyy...it's magic bojangles circle time ✨

I don't like ones in which animals die.

A glass jar with a brain and labeled Do not use this brain. Abnormal

Morning Bluesky.

Arms ready to comfort

I'm a pure delight and you know it. 😛

No, honey, the ground has given you a free house. Quick! Go find it!

Very confusing when I'm driving and I see someone in the same exact car as me. What the fuck am I doing over there?

Haven't read it. Maybe the MC ~is~ just unhinged.

You need an artist ✨

I want to make a diorama

Naw, you play good. Keep going.

I don't think she cared as long as number go down.

Yeah. But I don't really eat much of anything anymore (don't tell my doctor)

Ty. They are usually bad. She wanted to medicate me. And i was like, aw..man..but i take soo much meds already (sad face). So she gave me 1 last chance to improve

My cholesterol dropped all the points from, like, 130 (?) to, like, 90. My kidneys and liver weren't fucked up this time. She said was proud of me like 10 times (?!!) And kept asking what changes I made. I was like... I don't eat so much cheese ??
She asked- you exercising and I laughed in her face.

Gotta do them by amount of feathers. Most to least.

a drag queen says give me more in front of marie claire Alt: a drag queen says give me more

How I feel inside when my doctor praises my labwork results

Ty. I will

Just the one cat currently. He seems fine (other than the concerning bloodwork, which I'm still waiting results on further testing).

a man is standing next to a sink in a kitchen. He slowly bends and puts his mouth to the running faucet to drink Alt: a man is standing next to a sink in a kitchen. He slowly bends and puts his mouth to the running faucet to drink

My cat, in my bathroom sink, whenever I am trying to do something important.

Do it. Give in to the dark side.

Honey, I'm sorry that you are struggling so much with food. I understand.

Yes, bring up anything you think is relevant. In fact, write everything down and just hand it to them. Both because that's more efficient & so you don't forget anything.

It's sooo good 🩷

Yes, honey. 💙

Get that source of migraine, Blerr. Seek & destroy!

That sucks. I'd be mad too.