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Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It’s stunning how it consistently and completely wrecks people’s shit

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*

Let's not forget the real victim of the NYC Mayoral election, Curtis Sliwa, who will never see his dream of an army of millions of feral cats flooding the streets of New York.

time to recap my saddest tape.

They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

A guy who looked like Jake the Snake and constantly had a Rainier beer in hand, when greeted with “What’s up”, would reply without fail “Spaceships and Hard-ons, man”. Classic.

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

If you get this joke, it is time to talk to your doctor about regular colonoscopy screenings

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN

Fried chicken and spaghetti is an unhinged combo

Facebook Marketplace ad for “Info” with a price of $1,000. The image is of an oddly hunched woman holding a cigarette.

Facebook Marketplace has cryptids now

Huge if true

We have ET at home

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When I see them I think Goofy ass prison issue glasses, aka armed forces BCGs (birth control glasses)

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YouTube video by Jon Jenkins Mr. T Fashion Show

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Broke: standing on the shoulders of giants

Woke: standing on the titties of giants with giant titties

This happened to me too. They murdered a guy! The dark legacy of improv

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody

I did not think a legacy sequel about zombies would a) be a moving meditation on death and b) have so many giant flopping hogs

Ah. A fellow Lamas enjoyer. Kudos.

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a creature man