Splatarino 🔞

All I'm saying is I've always seen the lunch lady as an ideal clown kink scenario since I saw this
Mean, big, pantsed, pied, and made the biggest joke by being covered in goop is a winning combo with a weirdo like me if I've ever seen one

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Currently only a base framework, but most definitely gonna be active on there in coming times given my passion for the subject of pampers and pies

Y'know after partaking in a heap load of ABDL clown role plays, purchasing lots of ABDL clown accessories, and the many pie shenanigans I've had involving such I've finally said fuck it we ball and made an entire ABDL account
There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating

On one hand I have a sizeable amount saved up for something big I've been planning on for quite some time and I'm getting quite close
On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me
This takes a heavily strong will

So for the three last times I got high:
I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies
Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while
And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream
Which one of you jokers is lacing me

Splat being knocked off her feet from being hit in the face with a pie. Splat's skirt has flown ip from the momentum of the pie hit showing the fact that Splat has a diaper under her skirt. The circus ring in front of her reads "Step right up! For a pie surprise!"

CW: ABDL
🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are
Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are

Getting pied while laying in bed has become less of a guilty pleasure and more of a staple of mine now
All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter

Tonight's episode: The Writer's Barely-Disgued Fetish

If Splat ever gets a nonclown design, you will know exactly why this decision was made

Okay so clown tf has always really had a hold of me, but recently its grip is that of a vice
That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush
Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities

Honestly therapeuticly nice feeling as well
Spent a few solid hours in the pie tub ™️

Face and body covered in shaving cream, some crust on the head

All but top of head submerged in shaving cream, laying down in tub

Mouth down covered in shaving cream, laying in tub

Tub filled with shaving cream, pie tin on top of the shaving cream

Recently remembering the time I filled a bathtub with shaving cream and man I wanna pull a stunt like that again

During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity

I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up

Never did I think that on top of all the things I've gushed about with Time Stranger, did I think I'd get to gush about plush mascot stuffing fetish content in my favorite series
So fixated on this game currently

As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.

YCH commission of splat being covered in whipped cream pies in a circus booth

Pie target YCH finished for Splat

#clown #Commopen #commission #Furry #Furryfandom #furryart

Splat stuck in a cardboard pillory, a face covered in pie cream. The words "Pie Target" on the pillory and the word "Stooge" around the neck hole.

Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully

YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social

Each and every time someone gives praise to how I take slapstick, those comments are bound to stay rent free in my mind for at least a month

Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes

Splat laying in a suggestive and cheeky pose while covered in slime and pie in the colors of the asexual pride flag. A second panel shows cartoon gloves holding a seltzer bottle labeled "Gender fluid" before squirting Splat in the face in the next panel. The final panel shows the aftermath of the squirt with Splat being unamused and dripping from being squirted with seltzer.

Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks

🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social

Just to let you know, I will objectify you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you

Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3

Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!

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Wonder what they can do... 🤔

Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!

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Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak

Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation
It’s like poetry it rhymes

Meme of men pointing and excitedly yelling on couch meme

Meanwhile Launchpad McQuack has us on the same page in this regard
(And an instance of Donald having hypno esque eyes after being hit)

Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person”
How the tables have tabled

The fact Splat canonically has a nullge is surprisingly low on the end of incriminating things he knows though