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'Nathan Burgoine (he/him)

@nathanburgoine.bsky.social

#Queer #Canadian author; Most Recent: DOGS DON’T BREAK HEARTS (queer hi/lo ya), UPON THE MIDNIGHT QUEER (queer holiday collection), TRIAD MAGIC (queer contemp fantasy); He/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ; Prepare for #Husky photos; πŸ¦– T-Rex says "Trans Rights or I Bites" 🚫 LLM/GenAI

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People have literally suggested Dubai as a vacation to my husband and I.

"Lady/dude, we’re fucking queer," said I, multiple times.

04.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tabletop Tuesday β€” Mutants & Masterminds 4e Kickstarter (Final Week!) Hey all! It’s Tuesday, and ’round these parts, that means some flavour of game nerdery is afoot. This week, however, Max the Husky decided to have a terrifying health event, we rushed him to …

It’s #TabletopTuesday and I’m here to chat about @greenroninpub.bsky.social's last days of the #Mutants&Masterminds awesome superhero #TTRPG kickstarterβ€”and my blog also has brand new awesome art from the brilliant @micahdraws.bsky.social!

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A mock-up of a bookplate with the cover art from the fourth edition of Mutants & Masterminds with Steve Kenson's signature.

A mock-up of a bookplate with the cover art from the fourth edition of Mutants & Masterminds with Steve Kenson's signature.

Limbering up my signing hand: As a thank you to our wonderful backers, we will be including a signed book plate with every print edition of the Mutants & Masterminds Hero's Handbook #TTRPG (both standard and special). If you haven't yet backed for a print book, now is the time! Just 48 hours to go!

03.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would never demean myself, my work, or my peers by doing either.

03.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The statue is not even of a ballplayer or anyone connected to baseball. They just love a racist cop.

The Rangers are also (I believe) the only team in MLB who don't bother to do a Pride Night, for whatever those are worth.

Seriously, fuck the Texas Rangers and all who sail in her.

03.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An MLB team has gone out of its way to re-erect a statue of a segregationist at their ballpark.

Can't use the 'it's been up there forever' or 'we hadn't considered people would feel that way about it' defense for this one.

They know exactly what they're doing.

03.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

psst y'all look I drew a crop-topped hunk for 'Nathan

03.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A gothic castle in the transylvanian mountains.

A great bear of a man, waring a stovepipe hat and carrying a cane: "Now that you are my bride, you will never leave this castle!" 

His new bride replies "Wow! Your library is amazing!"

He continues "Beyond the castle is a high wall with no gate, and beyond that is a deep. Dark forest with no path."

She pulls a volume from a great bookcase, "I suppose it's my library too, now we're married."

He goes on "The forest is crawling with ravenous wolves, malignant birds and the spirits of long-dead travellers."

Ignoring him, carrying a pile of hardbacks "So many books! I can't believe My luck!"

He has sprouted wings, claws and cloven hoofs.
"When the sun sets, I transform into a wild beast and soar into the night, seized by a terrible bloodlust!"

She sits, examining her books as he flies out the window "Ok. I'll stay here and read. See you in the morning"

A gothic castle in the transylvanian mountains. A great bear of a man, waring a stovepipe hat and carrying a cane: "Now that you are my bride, you will never leave this castle!" His new bride replies "Wow! Your library is amazing!" He continues "Beyond the castle is a high wall with no gate, and beyond that is a deep. Dark forest with no path." She pulls a volume from a great bookcase, "I suppose it's my library too, now we're married." He goes on "The forest is crawling with ravenous wolves, malignant birds and the spirits of long-dead travellers." Ignoring him, carrying a pile of hardbacks "So many books! I can't believe My luck!" He has sprouted wings, claws and cloven hoofs. "When the sun sets, I transform into a wild beast and soar into the night, seized by a terrible bloodlust!" She sits, examining her books as he flies out the window "Ok. I'll stay here and read. See you in the morning"

'Castle'
One of the limited-edition prints in my shop
www.tomgauld.com/shop

03.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 14

The #audiobook was fantastic, if you’re a listener like m’self (I walk a husky a lot).

03.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tabletop Tuesday β€” Mutants & Masterminds 4e Kickstarter (Final Week!) Hey all! It’s Tuesday, and ’round these parts, that means some flavour of game nerdery is afoot. This week, however, Max the Husky decided to have a terrifying health event, we rushed him to …

It’s #TabletopTuesday and I’m here to chat about @greenroninpub.bsky.social's last days of the #Mutants&Masterminds awesome superhero #TTRPG kickstarterβ€”and my blog also has brand new awesome art from the brilliant @micahdraws.bsky.social!

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Today’s task is to not over-focus on absolutely EVERYTHING the dog does and treat it all as a symptom.

Yeah.

Good luck with that.

03.03.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first image, a headshot of Cillian Murphy; the second, the poster place holder for the upcoming HBO Harry Potter whatever.

03.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"This is Kate Heartfield's masterpiece. The historical fantasy I've been aching for since Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. Reading Mercutio was itself a fever dream that was both grounded in its gorgeous 13th century detail, and also left me gasping at all of its fantasy elements. Heartfield long ago set herself on the stage of historical fantasy authors, but Mercutio takes the spotlight."
- Jordan Kurella, author of The Death of Mountains

"This is Kate Heartfield's masterpiece. The historical fantasy I've been aching for since Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. Reading Mercutio was itself a fever dream that was both grounded in its gorgeous 13th century detail, and also left me gasping at all of its fantasy elements. Heartfield long ago set herself on the stage of historical fantasy authors, but Mercutio takes the spotlight." - Jordan Kurella, author of The Death of Mountains

A few days ago @jordankurella.com sent me this endorsement for Mercutio and I've just been holding it like a precious thing in my palm since he sent it. When the doubt and anxiety comes in, as it will, I'll remind myself a writer and person I admire greatly said this. Made a little graphic for it.

02.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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'Nathan Burgoine

I think my indie Smashwords titles are on saleβ€”I have everything I can possibly put in there put in there on the 25% off sale.

I’m also on #KoboPlus with nearly everything I’ve written.

Just putting that out there while I try to get the pupper to swallow his antibiotics (which he refuses to do).

02.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let's go ! now can we all... ? make it country wide

02.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A husky, a little high, kind of derpy.

A husky, a little high, kind of derpy.

β€œHi! I’m expensive and terrified you for days! Missed me?”

We did bud, we did.

02.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the few things giving me massive joy right now, so I share it againβ€”if you’re at all interested in superhero #TTRPG #gaming, believe me when I say #Mutants&Masterminds will give you everything you need for an amazing campaign!

02.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A whole bunch of shiny rainbow dildo looking whistles, in honor of Minneapolis. I can not express what a pretext rainbow gradient this is.

A whole bunch of shiny rainbow dildo looking whistles, in honor of Minneapolis. I can not express what a pretext rainbow gradient this is.

One single glorious cock & balls whistle. They really went all out modeling this

One single glorious cock & balls whistle. They really went all out modeling this

I did it for the people, and for @lookitup.baby

YES you can request them at ConsensualDickWhistles.com, just make sure to explain you want the rainbow dick whistles. πŸ˜‚ They worked very hard to make these perfect.

02.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 17
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#Booksky Queen of Swords Press titles are on sale at #Smashwords this week! Get your queer reads from gay Edwardian murder mysteries to dapper lesbian capybara pirates and beyond! www.smashwords.com/profile/view...

02.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the few things giving me massive joy right now, so I share it againβ€”if you’re at all interested in superhero #TTRPG #gaming, believe me when I say #Mutants&Masterminds will give you everything you need for an amazing campaign!

02.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dishonesty is at the center of the anti-trans hate campaign. Though much bigotry is blatant, an astonishing amount is laundered by the nyt, which routinely manipulates and falsifies information to foist on unsuspecting readers

Take its small but important role in legitimizing this extremist group🧡

26.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

"You don’t understand media!" says the woman using fucking substack.

02.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

So, I keep finding crew records listed as "deleated," and the computer insists that’s not a typo.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Year of Bitches."

01.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is why I enjoy group writer’s retreats so much.

Because you’ve got *access* to critique, sure, but what’s on tap 100% of the time is encouragementβ€”even better for introvert me, it’s *silent* encouragement. Everyone is there to do the thing. There’s an inherent "rah-rah!" to it.

01.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

28.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2632    πŸ” 1270    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 68

I was so excited for thisβ€”but it’s not available on mac. Boo.

01.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pupdate: Going ahead with the ultrasound. They told us he was a bit more vocal overnightβ€”and wants to be petted (which isn’t like Max, honestly, so we know he’s not feeling well), but the problems are back, and the vet doesn’t like that at all.

More waiting, but hopefully actual answers to come.

01.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indiana ICE immigration bill heads to governor’s desk for final signature into law The Indiana Senate approved a bill that allows local and state police to enforce federal immigration laws and cooperate with ICE.

Events like Gen Con owe their community an explanation of how they intend to ensure the safety of convention-goers who may be targeted due to national origin, racial profiling, or β€œgender policing” in a state like Indianapolis, while justifying their continued presence in such an unwelcoming state.

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