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despite everything watching one of my favorite films in bed projected to my ceiling with my cat lying by my legs really is one of the nicest feelings ever

like something she put in the conception of the story that can’t not cause homoeroticism

patricia highsmith really went awff writing tom ripley, a character that caused many renditions that ooze homoeroticism between many languages and famous actors, i’m so thankful for her work

LOOKIGN FOR 120000 OF MY COMPUTER FRIENDS

last night i was reading people say conan would make an awesome taskmaster if they ever tried to make the us version again and today it’s announced that he’s hosting the oscars. he really is the one capable of fixing all flops

love that my bestie takes no fucking prisoners i texted “i’m watching challengers at this hour for some reason” and she immediately replied “because you’re horny?” thanks dude

dw i did it for both of us

yes! we are one and the same. one of my cousins had the last samurai on vcd and tried to make us watch it at a sleepover because she had a crush on him bc he had blonde hair in it anyway i refused to and sat in the same room but turned around and read a book while muttering “ugh blonde rat”

hello!!! not to gatekeep hating that dude but i founded the club when i was ten and my cousins were obsessed with him being very loud

my memory’s been so shit lately i need to find some supplements to take or something i literally freeze and can’t remember names of the most obvious people ever

tried to read some comments under a post on the other site and it was literally only bots with indian names. that place is so cooked if you try to engage with anyone other than your circle of followers

okay switched to dark theme and it felt a little more like home

i kinda forgot this thing existed

@lydiatar.bsky.social now THIS is how you do it

a world champion dad joke setup: NEWS: francesca gino today filed a $25 million defamation lawsuit against Harvard and Data Colada punch line: if she subpoenas Colada, she'll be caught and arraigned

this goes in dad joke valhalla. i'm DELIGHTED.

first *checks note on hand* post. women are my favorite guy