If you're ever worried you're being too clingy. Too needy. Too much with me. Let me clear this up. I love that stuff. And ill give you all the attention in the world. Holding you, cuddling. Showing you that you're safe in my arms. You will always be a priority
08.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only good girls get spanked
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Me as a comedian.
Me and my ex liked to rescue stuff. I'd bring home stray animals. She'd bring home stray men...
30.06.2024 23:28 —
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Young coworker "check out my 1400 iPhone"
Me "you mean your iPhone that you paid 1400 for. It's not a 1400 iPhone. It's a phone you tossed 1400 at"
Him "I don't get it. What's the difference? "
Me "......."
Not all men want 3somes no matter what you may think. I just want her. Not her and a friend. Not her and some random woman she brought over. Just her. I have left a relationship over this many many years ago.
To the men or women who will say I'm missing out. As long as my girl is in my arms. I'm not
18.04.2024 16:32 —
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13.04.2024 09:21 —
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How about you sit on my lap grinding back and forth while I nibble on that neck marking my territory. I want you to orgasm before I'm even inside you
10.04.2024 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To my fellow insomniacs. What was the most desperate thing you have done to try and sleep?
What were the results?
Fact. The sooner you accept this the better off you'll be.
Politicians do not give a flying fuck about you.
Stop pretending they care.
I'm now down to 217lbs. My secret? I haven't eaten since Thursday
14.02.2024 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No such thing as too needy from my girl. Hell, kick that needy up 20 notches
21.01.2024 06:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anxiety so bad just want to hide from the world. Knowing nobody would notice or come looking.
06.01.2024 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For a new year resolution. I hope most of you decided to develop a sense of humor
03.01.2024 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes!and do you accept tips
I just made this awkward
01.01.2024 00:51 —
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Anxiety fact. An anxiety attack has the same symptoms as someone caught in a lie
You freak out. Your heart races. Your brain shuts down. You can't think or explain. And you want out of that situation asap. You sound like you're making excuses Just as if you were caught lying....
I never assume someone is flirting. I just figure they are being polite unless I'm informed otherwise
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People used to tell me when they read my erotica. It was Tom's voice in their head.
Whatever works right?
29.12.2023 07:58 —
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Then I shall continue the hug until you want me to stop
29.12.2023 07:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just rest in my arms and go to sleep. As long as I have a breath in me. You'll be forever safe.
28.12.2023 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When's the funeral?
28.12.2023 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry. My bad
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*extremely tight lifting off the floor hug*
Just say when and I'll let go
Does anyone here use a strictly online bank? Looking for suggestions.
I already use sofi and chime which is recommended with every search . So any other suggestions would be helpful
Once the whole holiday season is over. I will probably restart my gofundme for a car. Everything will be explained in the gofundme.
First I'll definitely have to deactivate the other one.. I will NOT be asking for retweets or anything of that nature
