03.03.2026 23:37 —
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
It’s either football season or eye patch day.
03.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s obvious once you say it
03.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve had it happen. It’s like “you have a husband. And you have kids?” 🤯
03.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Twice a year. First time was a hassle since I was this doc’s first patient yo receive this, but looks pretty easy from here on out.
03.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤡
01.03.2026 12:47 — 👍 75 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0
You lost me at “respectably!”
😈😂
I vote for Lizard People. It’s the only spot left on my Apocalypse Bongo card.
03.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Married guys can dream, can’t we!?!? 😉😂
03.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The irony of all this is astounding
03.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TAKE MY MONEY!!!
03.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You’re so silly you’re making the president look bad.”
Yeah, that’s bad.
Nice
03.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I was being subtle. My bad.
03.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“All the shingle ladies …”
02.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the age of electric lighting, why is this even a thing!!
02.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!!
02.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Four out of five headless photographers recommend third party support in these situations.
02.03.2026 21:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love it!
02.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well make a special category if you’d like!! 😁
02.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Feeling daddy AF right now.
[is granddaddy a thing!]
To the Purebloods: don’t be assholes
Purebloods: how dare you judge me for not vaccinating!
Wishing you all the best!
02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, that sounds wonderful!!
02.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Makes fun selfies.
02.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do you really have a mirror facing your bed?
Nice!
Israel will be willing to step in, I bet.
02.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bots gonna bot!
02.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoy the journey!
02.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0