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Pilsen Food Pantry

www.pilsenfoodpantry.com
PFP operates in Chicago’s Pilsen neighborhood, which has been terrorized by regular ICE abductions. They deliver to neighbors that need it, and with the community afraid to leave their homes and unable to work, it’s more important than ever.

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The image depicts an Lisa Simpson standing in front of a presentation screen. The character is wearing a red dress and a pearl necklace, and is in a speaking position, suggesting they are giving a presentation or speech. On the screen, there is a message written in bold letters: "COLONIALISM HISTORICALLY ERASED TRANS EXISTENCE FROM EVERY CULTURE IT CAME ACROSS AND NOW HAS THE AUDACITY TO CLAIM THAT BEING TRANS IS A MODERN CREATION"

When I was a kid, abandoned to the circumstances I was born into, I learned it’s enough to do what you believe is right for as long as you can. The fantasy of being saved or becoming a savior burns up like dry leaves, but solid values pertaining to everyone’s humanity is creeping fire. It lasts.

Flashing lights, large screens ablaze with animated graphics reminiscent of the oughties. The CPAC logo spins around as generic rap-rock blasts across the crowd. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the DOGE update. Please welcome Newsmax host, Rob Schmitt. Schmitt: Man. That is a big crowd. And they are not here for me. Crowd cheers. Schmitt: How you guys doing? Nice vibe this month, right? After the best month we’ve ever had. Nice to see you. Thanks for coming out. It’s good to see you. Let’s not kill any more time, let’s bring out Elon Musk. Crowd goes wild. Elon Musk enters stage, pumping both fists high in the air, walking slightly unsteadily. He is wearing a black MAGA baseball cap and sunglasses that look like they were bought in a gas station in 1989. He continues to pump his fists as he makes his way in front of the beige arm chairs at the front of the stage. Rob Schmitt attempts to get his attention, but he turns and waves at the crowd. Schmitt: We’ve got one more surprise, in case this wasn’t enough.

Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me. Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right? Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily. Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!

He takes a beat to examine the chainsaw. He is still wearing his sunglasses. He turns around and starts wandering to the other side of the stage, waving the chainsaw around. Musk: Uwaaauwaargh! Milei lurks awkwardly in the background, trying to wave goodbye to Musk, before Schmitt takes notice. Schmitt: Mr. President, thank you so much. Nice to meet you. I love it. We love it. Musk’s attention snaps to Milei. The two men shake hands with the Argentinian president, who then departs.

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

currently in the liminal space that is the international airport. i have been wearing the same clothes for 48 hours. i am washing my pits with hand soap and a stolen napkin from a holiday inn continental breakfast.

absolute menace🥰

agree!

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

good lord i feel like i’m back on twitter in 2015