Scorbutic

Gamers are really going to shit their pants when they find out their favorite games were also made using AI tools (yes, that includes YOUR favorite game).

Life is so much simpler when you look at everything as right or wrong, good or bad, but unfortunately there is nuance in the real world. Sorry.

Dorks shitting blood over text-to-speech btw.

Enough with the performative bullshit already.

ol' yam tits has really done irreparable damage to this country

The Grand Major 2025 | NA Closed Qualifier | THE FINALS YouTube video by THE FINALS

DAY 2 | CLOSED QUALIFIERS
Tune in! Who are you rooting for?
#TheFinals #ReachTheFinals

www.youtube.com/live/xMWxJ0d...

I've never been so hyped watching an esport

HAPPY THE FINALS SEASON 8 DAY

💔 :(

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MY APARTMENT IS CHILLY WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN. IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME BABY 🎃

It's so fucking annoying that exercise actually does help with depression

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

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I wish I could go back in time and experience season 1 of The Umbrella Academy for the first time again.

#1 Rice Shower
#2 King Halo
#3 Haru Urara
#4 Mayano Top Gun
#5 El Condor Pasa

Wild how quickly everyone seems to bend over for EA.

"Bro just enable secure boot it's like 1 click lol lmao"

"Bro just give EA, the super trustworthy company, kernel level access to your system"

"Bro every game will do this in the future"

I've got a backlog of ~400 games. I'm good.

To add onto the nightmare that is this move, old man gets shitty when i ask him to back up because he parked 5 inches away from the back of the haul I'm actively unloading. Turns out, he's my neighbor. Neat 😑

Haven't even been at my new apartment for a full day and already had the police called on me. Cool 😑

Begging @cdprojektred.com to make the Cyberpunk 2077 sequel a 3rd person game

If being religious is actively part of your personality, you are hiding something and I can't be convinced otherwise.

The hardest part about making friends is that I just reaaaaally don’t like a lot of people.

How to play Rematch:

Play Keeper > Save a shot on the goal > perfectly pass to an open teammate > Watch teammates bumblefuck every possession, never passing or shooting > Teammates lose possession > Enemies shoot at you > You save goal > Repeat 9 times until you miss a save > Have a rank demotion

Sports games have never really been my thing, but I've got to say Rematch is surprisingly great. Mechanically, it's got a good amount of depth. The gameplay is more Rocket League, less traditional soccer game. I can see myself spending a good amount of time on this. (free on Xbox Game Pass btw)

The art for the new Final Fantasy MTG set is really incredible.

It's unfortunate that the game itself is dogshit.

I'll never understand the desire to sink money into a pay-to-win, chance-based hobby.

Instead, go play the video games the art is pulling from. I promise you it's much more satisfying

Goddammit I love Pittsburgh

New book drop…

What kind of fuckass parents bring their kids to the 10pm Monday night showing of Bring Her Back? 3 separate families brought their 1,000 children tonight to see AN R RATED HORROR FILM and they sat on their phones and wouldn't stfu.

No gods or kings, only man.

A bag of these, but it's only the clear ones and they're all hard and stale 🤤

Where are all the losers from 4 years ago who kept saying "only pussies wear masks"? Funny how it's acceptable when it's the Mango Mussolini's private militia.

I fucking love video games.

Despite a massive video game backlog, I can't help but to play New Game+ in Expedition 33