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To the tune of the SEGA boot up sound

The only acceptable pronunciation

For me it's the same place

Logging on

@down.blue

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Yes! John Brown and Jayhawks stole from slave owners.

If you thought it was OK to steal Black people from Africa and keep them as slaves? Then they thought it was OK to steal them from you and set them free, and to steal all your other stuff and keep it.

If you didn't like it? They took you out.

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

Taking things out is more work than putting things in, and deserves more praise.

mario this, mario that. what about maria, the mother of jesus christ

Your lack of mmt knowledge is alarming

You can run a macro on me anytime, daddy

How many times in my life have I heard a US president be dismayed by something Israel did and then shrug and give them another bajillion dollars. It's almost like they actually are totally fine with that happening

I wish things that violate the terms of service would happen to him

C'mon disco! You can do it

It's crazy that people think that the client state is running the show. You know what "client state" means, guys?

There's a thousand ways for the government to make funds to make stuff happen. Taxation is just the most old school and makes individuals resent the government. I really don't see the need for an individual income tax

kamala harris would’ve been such a freaking amazeballs president!!!

We're all spiraling, you're not special.

-me, to me

This skeet is going to be funny to check back on later

Come on please

You know what lord piss? Fuck off!

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Why is England

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
-Ursula K. Le Guin

I really don't think we're disagreeing

It's like saying I had to kick your ass with my left foot because I was stepping on your dick with my right foot. Israel only exists because of the US. It's hand in glove.

No... no... you don't understand... just... shhhh...

Nice nazi-site screenshot with no alt-text, dickweed. Also, it's complete horseshit

It's already expensive as hell!