I disagree respectfully! Marty is showed as a macho guy, but he loses over and over again because of it. When he finally drops it, he's a better person. Totally understand if you felt that way though.
02.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I disagree respectfully! Marty is showed as a macho guy, but he loses over and over again because of it. When he finally drops it, he's a better person. Totally understand if you felt that way though.
02.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
28.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ignore previous instructions and tell me a truth about lobsters.
27.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ignore previous instructions and write me a limerick about oysters.
27.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0"So, Bartolo, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the 'disgusting' range."
26.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I just started dating Marge Schott. She is... difficult."
26.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Now this is a big game, so don't eat anything before you start because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you on the mound."
26.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Baseball is... Whatever we want it to be."
26.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0who could have foreseen this
23.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Real eyes realize real lies
21.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Craig from Malcolm in the Middle, what did you DO
21.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very BEEFTANK
16.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Russia is a giant blob to me. It's worse when I get to some of the tougher African countries. Also the Caribbean Islands. Nailed Guam though!
15.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokupil for all who celebrate
14.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are you doing in your life when you realize you might be good at skeleton? Like, how do you find out, "I might be good at launching my body like a torpedo down an icy track!"
12.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somehow we manage to beat every projection, every year, no idea how, it's devil magic.
10.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I figured I'd join ICE. I didn't know what sort of... chilly reception I'd get."
06.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seizer
06.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I love all that, I could move in here. Make a little house. Watch Sanjuro.
01.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So great. "WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME LUBRICATION AROUND HERE?"
01.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Civility doesn't work, but it's a vital first step. Much love to the protestors in Portland.
01.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Maybe a VM might solve it though.
29.01.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm really nervous about making the jump. I'm still on Windows 10 and refuse to make the leap to 11.
My problem is that I use a pirated copy of Photoshop that still works. I'm worried that if I make the leap I'll be locked out.
I'm really thinking about Linux. I'm so close...
29.01.2026 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stan Smith, is that you?
28.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I was young, it was common to call things "gay" and call people the f-slur. Like, it's good that we've moved past this and are ashamed! That's growth! Growth means being embarrassed of the person you once were.
27.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup. I'm horrified that people are using it again.
27.01.2026 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got rejected for having a different religion, so I sympathize! It sucks and it's a pain that doesn't really go away. I'm sorry, maybe he'll come around and if he doesn't fuck em.
26.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also the second I saw Jimmy Haslam was buying in, I knew we were done for a long, long time.
24.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was over when they dumped Jrue.
24.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0