Gareth Evans

Someone on Twitter realizing ChatGPT is bad then begging Elon Musk to save her

People will forget how to swallow and ingest food without asking a computer or a billionaire by 2032.

" I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat."

As a bloke with hayfever I feel that left eye scrunch just before you exhale your lungs.

Here are my top 10 big stretches!

Chinese boat comes off second best after being rammed by a colleague. The bow has been torn off and the boat turned almost all the way around.

When I was an engineer many years ago there was an old boy with a very understated sense of humour. I can hear him now, saying quietly "Well... That's fucked it."

Safe trip - I hope everything goes well.

"He did not specify whether he was referring to nuclear-powered or nuclear-armed submarines."

I'm pretty sure he does not know the difference.

Here are my top 10 senior zoomies!

Be the next Brady Bunch superfan to waste $2.4 million because they didn’t read the listing carefully. Reference #67209

Real Estate: The Bradley Bunch House

The Telegraph today carries a news story about someone paying £7.4 million for a handbag (Hello, Lady Bracknell!). And an opinion piece describing a wealth tax as a ‘moral abomination’. What a time to be alive.

Pretty sure his owners will look after him.

It's a lovely book Robin . As I've posted before, I learned so much about myself (and others).

New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

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Chewing away and distracted by the spinning numbers then "Shit! I'm pescatarian!"

Sounds rude.

Join a union, now

Those faces.

Yachts and narrow boats have gulper pumps for removing 'grey water' in showers etc. I met a couple who had named theirs Chris Philp. 😁

Trooping the Colour, how much do you pay for this ridiculous charade?

£20,000,000

That is 800 Nurses, 500 Doctors or 1000 Teachers.

We need all of them, we don't need this.

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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Looks like the 2nd egg has hatched! (Yesterday evening) Two Swiftlets can be seen feeding here! 💚🌏

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Screenshot of Twitter post by Peter Kalmus @ climatehuman ‘ if we ended industrial animal agriculture, there would suddenly be more than enough food for everyone, we’d essentially end animal cruelty, no one would die, and we’d take a huge bite out of the climate and ecological emergency. We could do this basically overnight.’

HowDoIGoVegan.com

Challenge22.com

Vegankit.com

Veganuary.com

www.vegansociety.com/go-vegan/how...

veganoutreach.org/10-weeks-to-...

My favourite bird. They live so far removed from terrestrial life they might as well be alien.

How the Media is Trying to Talk a Nigel Farage Government Into Reality Why for much of the British press, the unlikely story of Reform UK's rise to power is simply "too good to check"

How the Media is Trying to Talk a Nigel Farage Government Into Reality

www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-me...

Sound on makes it even better.

Boris Johnson is a wanker.

I bought it in Porthmadog Models (brilliant shop) in early 2019. We went back earlier this year and I joked to the owners that they should have stopped me purchasing. They said, quite deadpan, "Yes. We remember you buying that."

There's a WIP thread here if you fancy. simhq.net/forum/ubbthr...

1/72 Mach 2 model kit of the batchit crazy Coleoptere. It got chewed up by my dog.

My dog, Douglas, a saluki, who ate my 1/72 Coleoptere.

The model and the dog.