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Librarian and maker upper of stuff, just like all stats

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What’s the other 80%?

30.11.2024 23:40 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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Why else would the book have a cover?

26.11.2024 15:05 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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If you want to keep books from kids here’s the starter list

25.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
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Every mobile can be a bookmobile if you try hard enough

22.11.2024 18:57 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Bookstores too

18.11.2024 14:13 — 👍 40    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 3
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Where are you hiding?

13.11.2024 13:27 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 3
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Please don’t tell me that’s wrong

12.11.2024 00:46 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m if isn’t the pencils why are the pockets so small!?!?!

15.05.2024 02:43 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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We can’t hear you over at the reference desk. Where are you?

06.04.2024 01:22 — 👍 26    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

At any given moment 10% of librarians are thinking, “I didn’t learn this in library school.”

27.03.2024 02:18 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Somehow this is politically better than the regular DDS

22.03.2024 02:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Any bugs

19.03.2024 00:10 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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The fear and guilt and shame…oh my!

14.03.2024 01:25 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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The 800s are the quietest btw

12.03.2024 01:29 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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Why not just ask them all?

05.03.2024 00:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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Are you a real librarian?

03.03.2024 04:19 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 2
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How many have been confused for a pile of cats?

01.03.2024 01:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I can’t believe that.” Is a close second at 5%

22.02.2024 02:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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Bottle color or liquor color?

18.02.2024 20:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Can I be pondering all three at once?

15.02.2024 19:45 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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The other 18% are the nemesis

04.02.2024 04:07 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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You might get there

02.02.2024 03:48 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I swear!

31.01.2024 01:10 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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WTF?

27.01.2024 02:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Only 49%?

23.01.2024 03:10 — 👍 14    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 3
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X

21.01.2024 01:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
19% of librarians have “expert cord detangler” on their resume

19% of librarians have “expert cord detangler” on their resume

“Other duties as assigned”

19.01.2024 23:02 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Only 2% of librarians are surprised when they're informed about a conspiracy theory they didn't know existed

18.01.2024 01:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just throw them in the fire to warm them up

17.01.2024 02:41 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re “checking” it

12.01.2024 01:26 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0