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There's always barber college. (he/him)

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I actually watched that years ago so I guess I should probably watch it again now that I know the source material.

01.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If there's one positive I can take away from today, it's that war apparently no longer brings all of us Americans together.

01.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Watching it at home, I wasn't laughing at them as much as thinking that probably 99% of my family would end up that way if they had wealth and no responsibilities. But I can definitely see other people enjoying it for that reason. Still not sure what to think of it overall.

01.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Grey Gardens for the first time. This is exactly the escape I need tonight.

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Goddamit Whiner is closing now too?????

01.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks great!

01.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if the #KHIVE has any strong opinions about soup

01.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would be fine with that if it was because he grew up using public transportation but I'm almost certain he doesn't know how to use the subway either

01.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm just about over it thankfully. Hoping to be back on the trolley tomorrow.

28.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I hadn't gotten food poisoning I probably would've spent like four hours out on the Palos trail system and the rest of the day getting shit done around the house. Instead I've spent the day alternately catching up on work reports and lying in bed doomscrolling. -37.4/10 do not recommend

28.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nope. I'm the only sucker in America who actually pays for all his streaming services.

28.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I started with that. Then forgot to cancel. Finally remembered to cancel just now when it took me fifteen minutes to TRY to sign in.

28.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making a fringe league harder to follow than EPL or Bundesliga seems like a great marketing strategy

28.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The shows are fine. Each time I open the app, it wants me to verify. I scan the QR code with my phone and it wants me to log in again. I do and then it says I'm locked so I have to unlock it. Then once I do that my app doesn't refresh so then I have to type in my password and start over again.

28.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Literally every time I'd open the Apple+ app it would take me like ten minutes (at least) to get it working.

28.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 5025    🔁 2142    💬 35    📌 60

Good point!

28.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I was thinking of following the Chicago Fire this season but apparently they're only on Apple+ and Apple+ is by far the worst streaming site I've ever dealt with so yeah I guess that's not gonna happen.

28.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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new madness in apostrophe usage

28.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 48    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Yes, yes it is

28.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm finally feeling better (like 85%) and managed to eat French toast without any issue but now I'm craving stuffed pizza with pepperoni and giardiniera and I'm guessing that's not the best idea but also I'm not sure I care if it's not the best idea

28.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

This past week somebody told me that doctors say if a patient feels a sense of impending doom they should take it seriously. My immediate response was "it's 2026 who the hell doesn't have a sense of impending doom???"

28.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I voted for Harris in 2024 and believe that was the right decision. However I also get why some who share my values didn't and I think the most effective path forward is to try to understand and address their concerns rather than scold them. Sowing division only helps those in power.

28.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
They Might Be Giants - Bangs (Official Audio)
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They look great! Also now I'm gonna have this stuck in my head for the rest of the day (complimentary) youtu.be/PagUXMTQUUs?...

28.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
twin peaks title meme 

Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage

twin peaks title meme Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage

28.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 2

I realize it's a privilege to rarely get sick, but jesus fucking christ did I pick the worst possible time to get sick.

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 — 👍 13850    🔁 4314    💬 109    📌 90

Sending hugs your way ❤️❤️❤️

28.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember when Trump started attacking Venezuela a couple months ago and this was Rep. Casten's response?

28.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0