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Okay I'm taking the dog for a walk. I'm sure the Cubs will be right back in this when I get back

All I have to say is FUCK ANDREW VAUGHN

I hate the Cardinals. The Brewers annoy me. There's a difference.

I wonder if he's tipping his pitches

Welp, we're seeing why Counsell never did shit in the playoffs with the Brewers. Instead of Boyd pitching on short rest Saturday, should be him today and Shōta back at Wrigley with the cool weather

SEIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Phillies fans, say it with me: NEVER BUNT

the plan? we combat the effects of trump's increasingly unpopular policies by sending americans checks with trump's name on them.

Co-sign

Now you wasted perfectly good farmers market apple cider AND perfectly good hard cider

Screenshot of the Illinois Secretary of State page for Real ID.

Scrolling down to "Resources" where the first option is "Frequently Asked Questions."

Screenshot of the FAQ page saying "we're sorry! This page cannot be found."

This is peak Illinois SOS

Any Beverly/Morgan Park/Evergreen Park folks have a drywall guy?

And finally, if this picture doesn't melt your heart, you're either dead inside or a Millwall supporter. Gotta love Glasner and Hughesy. ❤️💙

Second, one reason I know about PFL's work is that my good friend @vaneharriet.bsky.social has a son with special needs and Palace players frequently visit his school. In fact, the kid above JP's left shoulder is also a student at the school!

Marathon March | Palace For Life Foundation Are you considering taking part in Marathon March? Starting and finishing at Selhurst Park — fans and legends can come together to raise money.

First of all, can't say enough about the great work the Palace For Life Foundation does. If you want to support them, their Marathon March is coming up. One of these years I'm going to head over to London to participate myself, but for now a donation will do. www.palaceforlife.org/support-us/f...

Friends, we need to talk about this club photo that @officialcpfc.bsky.social posted in IG today. It's pretty much everything I love about this club.

Also I know this is blasphemy coming from a gen xer but I could never really get into the Jesus and Mary Chain because they really just wrote the same song over and over again and then the Pixies did it better anyway

VOTE FOR THE CACTUS ALBUM OR YOU GET THE GAS FACE

This may sound hypocritical given how much I post but sometimes I feel like I was born at the wrong time when it comes to wanting my business to stay my business

🚨THIS IS A BIG DEAL. Chicago journalists are suing the Trump administration for using excessive force against reporters & protestors in violation of the 1A.
The press here is doing astounding work documenting how ICE is out of control. The violence they face in doing so is obscene.

I really don't understand the social media aspect of Venmo. Why the fuck do I want anybody else knowing who I'm paying and for what?

All of Canada 🤝 Americans who aren’t fucking stupid

Hating the Yankees

I also don’t think that children who might grow up to be sex workers or drug users deserve to suffer from preventable diseases

Can't believe nobody thought of that sooner.

Well that settles it then. Well done, Sen. Durbin!

Her team did "The Twitter Files" 👎. My team did "'Where is the Glock?' Gun Turned Over to Chicago Police Wound up in the Hands of a Teenager" 👍. Put me in charge of CBS News, I will do a good job

Next week's headline: $5 Billion Contract Revoked When Barista Refuses To Write 'Charlie Kirk Was The Greatest Lover I Ever Knew' on venti triple shot no fat double whip Pumpkin Spice Latte

Interesting that the @chicagotribune.com isn't part of this lawsuit. Oh, wait. They don't have local reporters anymore. I guess that makes sense then.