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Richard Bishop

@richardb.bsky.social

Distributed systems, databases, and the foundational primitives for better (more robust, efficient, accessible) computing. Currently at Snowflake building managed Postgres. Formerly Crunchy Data and AWS.

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Don’t forget to run it using the most compatible container engine for your goals: Docker!

02.08.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending us to the comments section in search of a link is just cruel

25.06.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also while they have this time machine they should buy a house

24.06.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s great about this comment is I don’t even know which Padres uniform it was and it doesn’t matter. They’re all great ever since they ditched the weird west coast Yankees colors.

22.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crunchy Data Joins Snowflake | Crunchy Data Blog We are excited to announce that Crunchy Data is joining Snowflake to bring Postgres to the AI Data Cloud.

Five years ago I joined @crunchydata.com, shortly after I wrote about having unfinished business with Postgres. Today as part of Snowflake that journey is continuing. We've built some amazing things, but are just getting started.

www.crunchydata.com/blog/crunchy...

02.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I haven’t kept up with the state of the art on this but 20 years ago the authoritative source was the VIN burned into the engine firewall on the chassis

25.05.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No time for egos when you’re all working together against the monster you built.

18.05.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I let my garage door close on mine. There’s a pretty thick, soft rubber weather strip.

18.05.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative answer: clock skew

12.05.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing quite like your body randomly deciding you should join the 4:30am club

30.04.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on mastodon.jepsen.io

A small issue in Amazon RDS for PostgreSQL: at the "Repeatable Read” isolation level, which in PostgreSQL normally means Snapshot Isolation, Amazon RDS for PostgreSQL clusters appear to exhibit Long Fork. We observed this behavior in healthy clusters, in versions ranging from 13.15 to 17.4 […]

29.04.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The amazing thing about AWS is they can launch things like this without even flinching at how ridiculous they look. True masters of not giving a damn. Crazy high self-esteem.

22.04.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're using Postgres for your app data you can stop stitching together a myriad of ETL tools and analytics data stores and use one database for everything. This is both awesome and a lot of fun to use.

22.04.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People trying to use clusters of Mac Minis for AI reminds me of when SSDs first came out and people tried to use them for RAM

18.04.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giant tumbleweeds are real too

18.04.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is 10am on a Thursday the official newsletter time for tech companies? My inbox is getting blown up.

10.04.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reducing Cloud Spend: Migrating Logs from CloudWatch to Iceberg with Postgres | Crunchy Data Blog How we migrated our internal logging for our database as a service, Crunchy Bridge, from CloudWatch to S3 with Iceberg and Postgres. The result was simplified logging management, better access with SQ...

I got a number of questions on how we saved $30k a month on cloudwatch by moving logs directly to S3/Iceberg with Postgres so I wrote up how in a bit more detail - www.crunchydata.com/blog/reducin...

26.03.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m here for the niche SCIF jokes

25.03.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More proof that real tech drama is always better than tech fan fiction.

17.03.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sniping the exact tab you need out of hundreds is an underrated benefit of having played a lot of CS

12.03.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you like coffee, computers, and power of 2 numbers then you'll also like my favorite pour over recipe:

16 grams of coffee
16:1 water to coffee ratio
Slowly pour 48mL (the pointer size on 64-bit platforms) of water every 45 seconds until you reach 256 total mL

10.03.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll have to clear this with my PO because I'm still on Crunchy Data Warehouse* arrest.

* an earlier message referenced a different form of data warehouse arrest

10.03.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even more impressive when you factor in that 600kwh is the rust compiler

09.03.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair they both help you connect things.

27.02.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to start practicing meditation to convince myself I don't need this and actually follow through on that

25.02.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all fun and games until the wayback machine rebrands itself as an GenAI-powered search service for archived web pages and serves up synthesized, believable old pages instead

25.02.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I view WO-RMs as more abstract (like Heidi Howard's registers and grids) and might not fit nicely in the taxonomy you're making. I'm really enjoying reading these so thank you for putting them together!

25.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made that comment in jest because Corfu wasn't originally on the list and in another post you mentioned not knowing Mahesh designed Delos.

25.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole family is getting outfitted in Framework computers this christmas www.theverge.com/news/618785/...

25.02.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the second time you missed Mahesh’s work πŸ˜…

19.02.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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