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State level Government Bureaucrat by choice, Metis by da grace of god Cascadian secessionist Painter of miniatures Autistic 24 (they/them)

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Sketches of Lyonel Baratheon from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Sketches of Lyonel Baratheon from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Lyonel Baratheon is my favourite and I aspire to achieve a fraction of his whimsy.
#akotsk

26.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

they double bombed an elementary school for girls

05.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 755    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

CHARLIE CHARLIE KUUUUUURK

04.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I JUST POPPED A PERKIE

04.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does that mean that when the dust settles the Republicans will be exiled to an American overseas territory?

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I aspire to exude as much confidence as this little Kinesin protein strutting along a microtubule while hauling intracellular cargo.

Look at that little guy go! πŸ”¬πŸ§ͺ

03.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3326    πŸ” 652    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 54

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

03.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1427    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 8

Rare Supreme Court W

03.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d like everyone to see that this new Knight has rocket booster feet

The houses YEARN for Armored Core

24.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

02.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2169    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 107
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Babe wake up, the first accurate skeletal reconstruction of the buffalo-iguana called Shringasaurus is out

02.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5824    πŸ” 1297    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 39
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Claude (which like any AI has a knowledge cutoff date a couple of months ago) finds out about the newest Middle East War during a research (screenshot from Reddit).

I feel you, Claude, I really do.

02.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

01.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3615    πŸ” 1044    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 26

practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad

02.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2107    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

these people should all hang

01.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5864    πŸ” 1300    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 12

this really fucked up a lot of closeted queer kids at the time

01.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25702    πŸ” 8716    πŸ’¬ 278    πŸ“Œ 319

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

28.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7781    πŸ” 1233    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 41

for all it matters from a bluesky gamer account like me: no war in iran. this attack is horrific and all decent people of the world must oppose it with no hesitation or equivocation about iran's government or nuclear programs. that's irrelevant to the pointless depravity of this bloodshed

28.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2836    πŸ” 1031    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

How did you get the script for Fallout Season 3? :p

27.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Serebii Update: The new starter PokΓ©mon have been revealedL Browt Pombon and Gecqua serebii.net

27.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3471    πŸ” 1030    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 920
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LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

27.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2343    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 34
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

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26.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2094    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 41
Smiling Friends fan art. Charlie giving Glep a low taper fade

Smiling Friends fan art. Charlie giving Glep a low taper fade

Thank you for being a friend

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