Dumb Penguin

My fav working designs game.

At some point I should best eternal blue instead of giving up halfway through.

Trauma is funny.

I was trying to play air zonk brain, I didn’t need reminding of the bitch teacher in high school who “anonymously” told the class my depression and feelings were invalid.

A screenshot of an auction for Klax on Mega Drive. It's labelled as Quarth (Crux)

It is the nineties, and there is time for Quarth (Crux).

It’s is the 90s and there is time for Quacks.

Sinistar is an extraction shooter because it takes your quarters after like 2 minutes of gameplay. The machine tells you it’s quarter hungry!

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I got into poison ivy bad when I was four but apparently devoloped a strong immunity/tolerance too. Last time I cleared brush with ivy in it I was 22 and got no reaction. Not looking to test this tho XD

It’s going to be some cloud based streaming service. Much more profit to stream your game from who knows where, never let you own anything except a cheap streaming box.

Secret castle games delivering the goods.

I’m just saying, if that were Batman there’d be a whole lot more hardened criminals out there…

That bat guy shows up more on my feeds >.>

Makes me glad BS has that hide sensitive stuff, cuz man I’d rather people not see my jaw dropping for some sexy bat dude at work.

Everyone’s math is wrong. It takes three to make a Twinkie.

Good games. The original has branching paths and some item randomizing so you can get new replays. Well worth playing and it’s on like everything (Ps1,GC, DC,PC)

The remake is also an okay choice. I’m more biased to the og. It’s missing the replay factor.

I remember Kaybee toys as a great source for clearance. I got Megaman x there for $12. I miss when games could be on clearance.

This is how I got my earthbound. $7 clearance from Walmart in 95/96? No regerts.

It’s resident evil. We got like 8 in resident evil 3. Just be proud they used restraint this time.

Honestly, makes me wish capcom had released their megamsn maker instead of cancelling it.

Cab driver asking Nat from Goldeneye "Lady could you turn DK mode off, I can't see out the back?" She does

Well they very much did not care XD

It’s a game key card so your options were digital or digital but worse.

Some of you wanted an STD. Unfortunately, mine doesn’t seem to work anymore and I’m not really up for specking a proper power supply replacement. This is honestly it working at peak anyway XD

Yeah, here’s the character models. Doesn’t really add up to me. I guess they gave him more bangs?

Despite all his rage , he’s still just a quan chi main.

Can’t be true. Leon was designed months before Claire. Eliza was designed first.

Are they sold out of Bort merchandise yet?

Bait. You know you look fine. :p

My bf hates MB. Just watching it gives him anxiety. He also really hates the blue spheres in sonic but it’s just vibe for me.

Mario goes full on villain as the next movie is DK…Jr!

Mark Zuckerberg is recording underage children using the bathroom and is therefore a pedo you say?

Morning!

I see this image and think of course japans copper tone dog is a squid. XD