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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

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They/He My real name's Trevor Disabled/Chronic Illness I'm 39 Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters Dogs/Cats Fix Your Hearts or Die! I'm going out with @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social πŸ’šπŸ’š

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Zola Jesus - In Your Nature (David Lynch Remix) Listen to In Your Nature (David Lynch Remix) on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/193355...

"it used to be that
the war was brought
but now the end becomes us again
we never let it in

and in the shadows
a burning light
it's getting deeper for the fight"

08.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Beatles - Octopus's Garden (2019 Mix) Listen to Octopus's Garden (2019 Mix) on TIDAL

Throwing this out here:

"Octopus's Garden" is the best song on ABBEY ROAD.

tidal.com/track/118390...

08.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
MooCow and Meownu Reeves. Two normal innocent kitty cats.

MooCow and Meownu Reeves. Two normal innocent kitty cats.

Happy #Caturday from MooCow and Meownu Reeves. They hope you have a great weekend.

07.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 972    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Some kids have gay parents. Some kids end up with gay parents after they're born. Some kids have transgender parents.

THE ONLY THING KIDS CARE ABOUT IS IF THEY'RE LOVED AND TAKEN CARE OF FFS OMFG SHUT UP

08.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always loved the ending exchange "someone once told me time is the fire in which we burn but I like to think of time as a companion on the journey who reminds us to cherish every moment because it'll never come again. What we leave behind isn't nearly as important as how we lived."

08.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giorgio Moroder - Chase Listen to Chase on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/573224/u

08.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I really wanna see that version of the movie. Just a sad, thoughtful meditation on aging and loss, disguised as a Star Trek.

Would've bombed hard, I'm sure, but it would've been way better.

08.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

there's a bit at the start of when the choir kicks in in the scene this music is from when Kirk gets distracted by a clock on his mantel musing "the clock...I gave this clock to bones..." and later he talks about how this time he's going to ask Antonia to marry him "this time it'll be different"

08.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so I have this theory that in some previous draft the idea of the Nexus was that it specifically gave you a paradise you'd somehow lost in the choices you made, like we see this A LOT with Kirk how the things in his house are things he'd given away, that emphasis on roads not walked

08.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prince - Baby, I'm A Star Listen to Baby, I'm A Star on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/473191...

08.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Sailor Moon Anniversary!

07.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1831    πŸ” 592    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

I keep coming back to this piece from the GENERATIONS score over the years. It suggests a much more powerful and haunting film than the actual one we got. In my mind, I can almost see what it really should have been.

It's a great; melancholy piece of music, and I wish the movie had lived up to it.

08.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As always Mary Shelley was correct

08.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes sense as Disney has always avoided subjects (like the death of a parent, for a totally random example) which could lead to difficult conversations and never features scenes (like a father dying in a stampede or a mother being shot by a hunter) which might result in children needing therapy.

08.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dennis McCarthy - The Nexus / A Christmas Hug Listen to The Nexus / A Christmas Hug on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/196078...

08.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Don't spoil your birthday surprise of A Frozen Squid and a Sad Letter of the Month Club subscription!

08.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing but cold ink.

08.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who can't remember when they've received those in the mail the first time?

08.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
I sent a Facebook message to someone saying,                                                                         

"hi, this is nuts, but I was at goodwill here in Macon and found this note in the book SHERLOCK HOLMES IN AMERICA. Are you this [REDACTED]?? lol"                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
Attached is a picture of the book, with a note written in the front, which says                               
                                                                       
"Please return to [REDACTED]                                                                 

Like please, for real.  There should be no hesitation.  At least make an effort to find me...                                                            
                                                                  
Please                                                  
                                                                                           
I love Sherlock Holmes.  You wouldn't deprive someone of something they love. Because your that kind of person.                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                           
Now find me!"

I sent a Facebook message to someone saying, "hi, this is nuts, but I was at goodwill here in Macon and found this note in the book SHERLOCK HOLMES IN AMERICA. Are you this [REDACTED]?? lol" Attached is a picture of the book, with a note written in the front, which says "Please return to [REDACTED] Like please, for real. There should be no hesitation. At least make an effort to find me... Please I love Sherlock Holmes. You wouldn't deprive someone of something they love. Because your that kind of person. Now find me!"

Y'ALL, SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENED TODAY.

08.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Pete, go fuck yourself, you awful piece of shit.

08.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Special Agent Dale Cooper standing in the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department and announcing, "Now, there are some things that will change."   The face of a haunted, second, Dale Cooper is super-imposed over him.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
(Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 17)

Special Agent Dale Cooper standing in the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department and announcing, "Now, there are some things that will change." The face of a haunted, second, Dale Cooper is super-imposed over him. (Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 17)

08.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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George Harrison - Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) [2024 Mix] Listen to Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) [2024 Mix] on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/390614...

07.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tiny li'l me with my Spock haircut, and my tinier baby sister who also kind of has a Spock haircut.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

We're sitting on the floor and we're very cute.

Tiny li'l me with my Spock haircut, and my tinier baby sister who also kind of has a Spock haircut. We're sitting on the floor and we're very cute.

Me and my sister ~early 1991.

07.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign that says β€œWrestling is Real Trickle-Down Economics is Fake”

Sign that says β€œWrestling is Real Trickle-Down Economics is Fake”

See y’all at #AEWcollision tonight.

07.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Was it the one you posted while quoting an old one of me?

That was a nice picture!

07.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ringo on a beach in sunglasses and a weird, largely purple, button up shirt.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
(The Beatles Anthology)

Ringo on a beach in sunglasses and a weird, largely purple, button up shirt. (The Beatles Anthology)

Lord almighty, it would not take much work at all for me to look exactly like 1995 Ringo.

07.03.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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a cartoon of a woman drinking from a container Alt: Admiral Janeway calmly drinking her coffee while the young man, Dal, is floating by upside down in what appears to be a Nebula. ("Star Trek: Prodigy")
07.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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POV: you are about to kiss him

05.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting real tired of people who claim to be LGBTQ+ advocates being loudly transphobic

07.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Well this is delightful. If we're going to have to rerun the 80s, we may as well have some of the fun bits.

07.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0