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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

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They/He My real name is Trevor Disabled/Chronic Illness I'm 39 Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters Dogs/Cats Fix Your Hearts or Die! I'm going out with @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social πŸ’šπŸ’š

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A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read:
"You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."

01.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Yeah, me IRL.

01.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher was an American stage, screen, and television actor."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
Older gray-haired gent in a suit and tie.

"Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher was an American stage, screen, and television actor." Older gray-haired gent in a suit and tie.

Ah, I've found Bluesky's favorite old-timey actor,

Dick Skeets

01.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Syd Barrett - Dark Globe Listen to Dark Globe on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/601675...

01.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

music.youtube.com/watch?v=FRA6...

01.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"'Out of the way,
It's a busy day
And I've got things
On my mind'

For want of the price
of tea and a slice
The old man died."

01.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins is saying the
CIA was behind the shift from rock to rap in the late 90s. He witnessed MTV's standards and practices change overnight, allowing things that weren't before.
Check the comments for the video
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Worldstar Hip Hop β€’ β€’ Follow 15h β€’ C β€’β€’. X Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins is saying the CIA was behind the shift from rock to rap in the late 90s. He witnessed MTV's standards and practices change overnight, allowing things that weren't before. Check the comments for the video ROCK HAS BEEN PURPOSELY DIALE " DOWN IN THE CULTURE A WORLD. REPR SIAR HEN WOULD YOU ROC HIPHOP IN ORAY THAT BEGAN URE COM MORE ON OUR SITE BILLY CORGAN CLAIMS THE CIA PURPOSEFULLY DIALED DOWN ROCK MUSIC TO ELEVATE RAP WORLDSTARHIPHOP COM

This could be true , but it’s actually not , because rap music contains more politics and de-construction that rock music , like objectively , so , nah this ain’t true , this is Billy Corgan being a white supremacist and not being able to accept β€œart changing sometimes β€œ

01.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 23
Once a Year
YouTube video by nathanfielder Once a Year

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifzB...

01.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

columbine was such a weird nexus of lies

evangelical kids were literally learning about Cassie Bernall like she was a martyred saint when in reality her parents appropriated/fabricated a story to paper over the fact that she'd abandoned their stupid religion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassie_...

01.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
side by side scenes, top scene is from Terminator and is the T800 examining a large gun while a gun store clerk smirks happily, bottom scene is from Jumanji and features hunter Van Pelt admiring a large gun while the gun store owner elaborates

side by side scenes, top scene is from Terminator and is the T800 examining a large gun while a gun store clerk smirks happily, bottom scene is from Jumanji and features hunter Van Pelt admiring a large gun while the gun store owner elaborates

πŸŒ™you ever think about how funny it is Jumanji (1995) has its own version of the Terminator gun shop scene?

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

🐢 🧑 WAFFLES!! 🧑 🐢

01.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS

EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS

EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS

01.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
a photo of a fox carrying some carrots and tubers in its mouth through a forest

a photo of a fox carrying some carrots and tubers in its mouth through a forest

I'm gonna make the best soup

26.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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I See Stars - We're Not In Kansas Anymore Listen to We're Not In Kansas Anymore on TIDAL

It's so important to try to conquer your trauma. I can listen to one of my favorite albums again because I made new memories with a friend in a new city I absolutely love instead of equating it to someone who hurt me.

Here's your song of the day πŸ₯°

01.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

blogs.loc.gov/loc/2026/02/...

WOW! This is super cool!

#Letterboxd #Filmsky

01.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seal - Crazy Listen to Crazy on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/272643/u

01.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

actually it's all dark

01.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart - Here Comes the Rain Again (Remastered Version) Listen to Here Comes the Rain Again (Remastered Version) on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/26951/u

01.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jupiter and beyond the Infinite // Echoes
YouTube video by Ariel Loffi Gorostiaga Jupiter and beyond the Infinite // Echoes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHhq...

Have you seen this one? It's the Superior Movie Sync.

01.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jupiter and beyond the Infinite // Echoes
YouTube video by Ariel Loffi Gorostiaga Jupiter and beyond the Infinite // Echoes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHhq...

Have you seen this one? It's the Superior Movie Sync.

01.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an overwhelming urge to watch The Wizard of Oz

01.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, John Cleese. You old piece of fucking shit.

01.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10256    πŸ” 1911    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 81

mac and me boyfriend & flight of the navigator girlfriend

01.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Joaquin Phoenix in the Joker movie. He is on a stage at a microphone holding a book.

Joaquin Phoenix in the Joker movie. He is on a stage at a microphone holding a book.

I thought this was from the Johnny Cash movie until like two months ago

23.07.2024 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Def Leppard - Hysteria Listen to Hysteria on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/827045...

01.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

March 10th is the 69th day of the year. Get your affairs in order.

01.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Unfortunately it's 30-50 rough beasts and your children are playing in the yard

28.12.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was me I’d shoot the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem. Simply not interested in seeing where that goes.

28.12.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3