Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson fartsjohnson

"Robocop" // 5x7" scratchboard

His name's Murphy. And he's all done. Prints and the original now up on my website.

artnessbyjustinbrown.com/store

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Insomnia is not just a mostly-forgotten Stephen King book.

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Was I, though

Was I

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“Brother, I find it logical to sleep on your couch another month until I can find myself….”

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OH HEY, I REMEMBER THESE.

03.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a tree on fire, labeled "my mental health." a happy frolicking pup in front of it labeled "me constantly turning it into jokes for the imaginary audience in my head."

this meme speaks directly to me.

05.01.2026 05:09 — 👍 158 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 1

Farts Johnson tweet: "Excuse me, @hulu, in season 7, episode 10 of 'King of the Hill,' titled 'Megalo Dale,' at timecode 19:48, the subtitles read '(Hank shrieking).' This is incorrect for 2 reasons. A-Hank would NEVER shriek. B-It is obviously BILL shrieking. I *will* cancel my subscription over this Hulu Support responds: "Thanks for bringing this to us! We don't caption this particular show in-house, and we stream the captions as we get them from the rights owners, but we've shared your observation with the relevant teams for further review. We appreciate your attention to detail!" lmaoooo

Thought about this interaction again and just started cracking the fuck up. From May 2019.

They did, in fact, fix the error.

27.01.2026 03:36 — 👍 134 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 2

Johnny Depp saying what the fuck are these people talking about

Me logging into bsky

02.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 80 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

"You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go, no matter what your mom says."

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Oh, god damn. Fuck cancer.

Good luck, Bruce.

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YouTube video by GranTurismo5Stig GOB - You're as cold as Ice

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2X2...

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"Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing, except for Buster."

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YouTube video by Adult Swim Smiling Shorts: Roy Dismey | adult swim

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VK...

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"Go ahead, touch the cornballer, you know best."

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Americans don't want war

Americans want boobs

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Helmut Walcha - J.S. Bach: Fantasia & Fugue in C Minor, BWV 537: I. Fantasia Listen to J.S. Bach: Fantasia & Fugue in C Minor, BWV 537: I. Fantasia on TIDAL

tidal.com/track/444581...

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Time Is The Fire In Which We Burn.

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Benjamin Netanyahu’s long career was built on conflict avoidance—then, October 7 transformed and radicalized him, @Yair_Rosenberg argues:

OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived.

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Bunch of fucking cowards running that place. How fucking hard is it to do the right thing and make a god damned stand against this fascist BULLSHIT, you assholes

03.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

If you have ever doubted yourself as a writer, please remember that Smallville went for 10 seasons and 217 episodes and the best name they ever came up for pre-Superman Superman was THE RED-BLUE BLUR

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