AgroAmargo

ts dead as hell

Me: “I’m going to be productive today!”

Me a few hours later:

"I have done nothing but teleport hydrogen for three days"

I'm still seeing politicla shit from the election and im getting very tired of it

Wait, i thought the confirmation of animal crossing with doom was withing the covid thing

Fixed it

*giggles uncontrollably*

Guys i need help how do i turn off the redditor mode here

The stuff that aliexpress is reccomending me in my Instagram is getting slighty more nsfw over tine

"DONKEY KONG P*** C***** O***** FUCKING G******* Serendipitously"

Easy there aliexpress

Asumiendo de que es de noche, esos dias fueron en invierno

the text says "flug says" "you have to get 100000! dollaps by tonight or else the wheel deal is off. okay?" flug in this is not green and is dithered by the mspaint black and white mode . wow!

Ngl i miss that dude in twitter which posts guns and sportscars...

Mira, la app de por si es muy tranqui comparado a twitter

my imac's screensaver got stuck on it saying "hell" and i'm losing my shit over it

The cursed pac man

Photo of right side view of Chrysomallon squamiferum from the Kairei vent field. From: Kentaro Nakamura,et al (2012). "Discovery of New Hydrothermal Activity and Chemosynthetic Fauna on the Central Indian Ridge at 18°–20°S". PLoS ONE 7(3): e32965.

Chrysomallon squamiferum, the scaly-footed gastropod, or volcano snail, lives exclusively near volcanic vents at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, and friends, it is the most METAL gastropod imaginable.

It has no eyes & no jaw, but it does have:
FIRE ARMOR +100.

Let's talk about the metal snail.

Que celu

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou

cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

There's no way

Che me pasas algunos asi ya tengo una base?

Si no es como discord entonces safan

Que lindo son los viernes la puta madre

Por un buen rato esta app sera muy tranquila comparada a twitter

this stupid cat i saw on reddit looks like cloud strife bro

Any flagship phone tbh