Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone

When one window closes, another door opens. This poltergeist is a huge pain in the ass

Doing left-wing extremism by renewing my library card.

Me watching David Jonsson in THE LONG WALK:

God gives his toughest battles (having an office by the middle school band room) to his strongest warriors (a grown man with perfect pitch)

At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Nathan Fielder.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

Have you tried calling your representatives about this, Chuck

Remembering the time James Dobson told a very true story about how a hot girl in a car smiled at him which he knew meant she was trying to get him to follow her home and put her through a headboard.

*Today*

Dietitian: “Hi friend :)”

Me: “Hello.”

Dietitian: “Sorry, but we have to reschedule :)”

Me: “Why?”

Dietitian: “Resources :)”

*May 2025*

Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”

Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”

Me: “Great!”

Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”

Me: “Why?”

Dietitian: “September :)”

Me: “Fine.”

Just landed in the Bahamas and asking every airport employee if a local movie theater is showing WEAPONS so I can see it again

“From This Valley” by The Civil Wars

the conspiracy goes even higher than you think, chris; jesus didn’t talk about gay marriage at all.

There are a lot of things about Calvin that bring up so much embarrassment and shame, but the concerts Ken Heffner booked are not on that list.

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

What is going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”?

imagine if you were a very successful politician and then your twin brother was this super religious magician

ramses and moses from Prince of Egypt

Celebrating the 4th sucked yesterday, but our family pics sure don’t suck!!!

Happy 4th of July, Batman.

Quick update to add that I saw SINNERS a THIRD TIME in theaters and am actively plotting having people over to watch it when it comes out on streaming

Standing up for principles and truth in this dark age

Donald Trump, if you’re reading this, don’t draft me, I’m a pacifist and I was homeschooled, I will truly do more harm than good

Very fun to get emails that say “We see you’re getting your MSW, perhaps you would be interested in working at a toll booth?”

This is who runs this account

dril as denominations meme

Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much

Concept: Alien vs Predator vs M3gan

PADDINGTON 2 is the greatest movie ever made.