Joel's Fun Bluesky Zone

In the '90s, a guy named Frank Perreti made a play at being the Christian Stephen King by writing a novel about a group of townspeople whose sins manifested as oozing rashes as their skin. Eventually, the ooze summoned a big dragon who ate them all. Anyway.

Imagine if a cashier at Costco murdered two customers, and instead of them being arrested Costco was just like "Okay everyone calm down, we have demoted the cashier's boss from Manager to Assistant Manager".

Sinners (Ryan Coogler)

Age: dec DOB: Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original detective that called me and I offered information about this. How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle where different men, and a few women and girls, would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to do with them when I was 13 and pregnant. Type: Other Address: City: Zip: Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues. How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan. Type: Business Address: City: Washington DC State: District of Columbia Zip: 20500 Country: United States

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www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

This behavior is unbecoming for the recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize

unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this

My mind is telling me that I can’t rationally say that WAKE UP, DEAD MAN is the best Knives Out movie since it’s the most recent, but my heart and my soul insist that it is indeed the best.

Fellas, is it gay to have a girlfriend

So I would say in general when a headline like this happens things would not be going well

Why isn’t Pennywise in The Passion of the Christ

Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted

Poker Face being cancelled is my Joker origin story

Honk if you’d rather be burning your American Eagle jeans at a socially distanced bonfire

Maybe the real $2,000 tariff check is the friendships we made along the way

When one window closes, another door opens. This poltergeist is a huge pain in the ass

Doing left-wing extremism by renewing my library card.

Me watching David Jonsson in THE LONG WALK:

God gives his toughest battles (having an office by the middle school band room) to his strongest warriors (a grown man with perfect pitch)

At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Nathan Fielder.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

Have you tried calling your representatives about this, Chuck

Remembering the time James Dobson told a very true story about how a hot girl in a car smiled at him which he knew meant she was trying to get him to follow her home and put her through a headboard.

*Today*

Dietitian: “Hi friend :)”

Me: “Hello.”

Dietitian: “Sorry, but we have to reschedule :)”

Me: “Why?”

Dietitian: “Resources :)”

*May 2025*

Me: “I’m calling to schedule an appointment with a dietitian.”

Dietitian: “We can see you in June :)”

Me: “Great!”

Dietitian: “Sorry, it’s not available anymore :)”

Me: “Why?”

Dietitian: “September :)”

Me: “Fine.”