Jax

It's okay to not be okay.

Just know that people don't like it when you do that, though.

A young opossum is perched on and investigating two pumpkins, one of which is partially carved like a jack-o'-lantern. Instagram: opossumtown

A small opossum is peeking out of a carved Halloween pumpkin next to another jack-o'-lantern. Instagram: opossumtown

24 days until Halloween 🎃

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

a ghost has been following me all day and throwing peanuts at me

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf

Win this goddamn game Blue Jays. No more errors please

I’m going to hold my breath until you tell me something you like about yourself

Blue Jays chasing Judge with a baseball sums up this series quite well.

Now that the rain is over and the clouds are gone I can see the moon, and hoo boy howdy, it's a beut.

A small snake layed across rocky desert ground. It is soft white underneath, and tan with a pattern of brown markings down it's back. It has small beady black eyes, a black tongue, and a small bump on the end of it's nose. "chihuahuan hook-nosed snake, naricilla chihuahuense, western hooknose snake" by highsinger is licensed under CC BY 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/?ref=openverse.

jiminy's animal reviews: This is a Chihuahuan hook-nosed snake (𝘎𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘮), and it is unassuming at first glance. A nocturnal snake found in the Southern US through Mexico, they grow to about a foot long (28cm), and eat lots of spiders. Normal snake stuff. But they have a superpower: farting!

It would be so beautiful for Toronto to win this year's World Series.

words make worlds
remember that

the moon and the stars

what's moo deng up to

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

Very!

Sounds lovely. It was 90°F here yesterday but tonight, it is 30° cooler

The air feels like autumn tonight

I blame it all on the full moon.

Drinking a pot of coffee just to feel something

Gonna ask people who talk loudly why they're being such shouty pantses

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

the moon asked me wtf am I starting at

Vladimir Guerrero Sr & Jr are the only father/son duo in MLB history to each hit a postseason grand slam

I hope your Tuesday playlist is hitting all the right notes

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

Remember when America was American?