Jax

My brain still treats good news like an unattended bag at the airport.

hypnosis is the best thibng ever

stuff and nonsense goes here

i put on slippers this morning and discovered they were both the right one. i kept going because, what does it really matter anymore

About to encounter a real phlebotomist.

They always want you so bad until they get you.

'bye now' is the most abrupt way to end a call.

folding my draft into an airplane and crashing it into the side of my trash bin

guess how many pickles I’ve eaten today but keep it to yourself

I dunno onion rings would hit the spot right now

you ever feel like you got beat the fuck up in your sleep

Perhaps experiencing blood-red super eclipses every three weeks should have been a warning sign.

Can’t, trying to decide which shade of black to wear

A sunset sky behind a bunch of trees. The sun has disappeared leaving the sky to look like a painting. Amber, orange and pink can be seen.

My sunset sky yesterday

terrifying if literal, bagel bites

foraging whimsy by grabbing things from an invisible tree like a mime

love that our brains are just little computers that get overheated and shut down certain functions until they cool off

*blood pouring out of my mouth* it’s bc of the moon

Mr Clean broke his soul into a billion pieces & that’s the magic in the magic eraser

Whales, sharks, and monsters, arm’d in front or jaw, With swords, saws, spiral horns, or hooked fangs.

if you don’t post before your first cup of coffee are you even a shitposter

anyone up for a naked hula hooping contest

who else up trying to find their whimsy

I’m not coming to your wedding unless the reception involves the worm the running man and MC Hammer

crip moon when

*watching a bird barf into its baby’s beak

Nature is magical

having a sense of belonging must be a goated feeling, i wanna know what it’s like lowkey

a deja vu but in reverse

dolly should have just set jolene on fire

moon bathing under a blood moon sounds spicy