@ehhjax.bsky.social
Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 She/her Photos by me 📸 Read My Mind https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4 Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
they put all my pixels into an excel spreadsheet
09.03.2026 16:53 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
A quintet of young pearl oyster mushrooms grow like overlapping mollusks from the side of a moss speckled log. All photos by me
Here are some nice mushrooms
08.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 870 🔁 82 💬 20 📌 3Ah, women, women!
07.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 288 🔁 63 💬 7 📌 7a trip to blockbuster would fix me
08.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 61 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0Why'd they name it naan when they could have called it yaay?
09.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 27 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0so was the daylight saved or is it gone forever?
09.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 39 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0Can't. Spending the day at my parents changing all their analog clocks.
09.03.2025 12:21 — 👍 162 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 0on international women’s day we should be able to kick two men in the balls with no questions asked
08.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 168 🔁 46 💬 25 📌 0I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.
08.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 203 🔁 54 💬 9 📌 2pretty wild how every international woman was born today
08.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 68 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Oven clock, we meet again.
08.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 930 🔁 193 💬 13 📌 9Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it
07.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 48 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1idk whether to pity or admire people who don't understand sarcasm
05.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0I know I'm old now because when someone asks how I'm doing I tell them the truth without mercy
07.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 207 🔁 78 💬 7 📌 3Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?
05.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 622 🔁 77 💬 30 📌 12I hope we make it out of this wavelength in one sexy piece
06.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 51 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1I keep hoping time will slow down, even for a little bit
07.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
06.03.2026 08:19 — 👍 171 🔁 48 💬 4 📌 2I get it, moon. My gibbous is waning, too.
07.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 110 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 0Daylight savings is not enough: need to defer into a daylight 401K
07.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 53 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0what would you do for a slightly used klondike bar
07.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 103 🔁 38 💬 14 📌 1
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
It's a good day to be outside and go on an adventure
07.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
06.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 668 🔁 166 💬 12 📌 7All the cool kids are hanging in tonight.
07.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 65 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0FIRST PERSON TO SEE A SUNRISE OVER THE OCEAN: wow look at that sun of a beach
07.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 72 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I'm late, I've been spending time with family
07.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Honey, that Deadpool guy is trying to sell me a cellphone again.
06.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 62 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0
Watching the Braves vs Blue Jays feed and they are making fun of the Canadian hockey teams. Saying the Canadian flag should be flown at half mast.
WTF. Dickheads.
those companies you’ve never heard of but they say they’ve been around since 1929 in their commercial
06.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 82 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0