Bellatrix Vilanelle LeStrange

Watching Love Field. How Dennis Haysbert gon be mad cuz Michelle Pfeiffer had to call him the hard -er to throw the police off after she whyte womaned so hard at the bus station in Tennessee? 🤣

We have to coordinate when the elf leaves both houses, but the fact that we agree on Christmas magic for our kids is a win! Co-parenting doesn’t totally suck all the time.

My lil yea yeah be wanting to be into it so bad

Never!!

Valencia, please don’t pmo. 🧐

My mom sleep, so I definitely stole some of these speckled butter beans and smoked neckbones out the crockpot 🌚

We can’t ever just have a normal, drama-free holiday 🥴

How my brother gon block me because HIS bm put a restraining order on him?? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Who made the rumor up that Aaliyah wore that swoop bang because she was cock-eyed??

Maam, wtf 🤣🤣🤣. You want your dog napping husband back?! Divorce and move out the neighborhood 🤣🤣🤣

Move tf on. That’s a dangerous game yall were playing!

Fam PASS tf 🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like you need AA and therapy for you and your wife 🥴

Maam. Omg 😆. Evict them thru the courts. When they leave, change the locks.

Lmfaoooo that’s what tf you get 🤣🤣🤣. Don’t be tryna cut in on your friend’s action, find your own!

🌶️🌶️🌶️

Lemme turn on SVU so I can go back to sleep peacefully

Said that in my staff meeting yesterday 😂

This is rough man

My 5 year old told me he wanted to grow his hair out like Goku and I told him absolutely not. We flame niggas with hair like that and I will beat somebody ass over my son 🥴🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Happy Monday! Despite my crazy past few days, I’m determined to make this a great week!

Can they please get him a handler?? Bro wandering off aimlessly into uncharted territory.

Yall ass done snapped 🤣🤣🤣

Fam. 🤣

They snapped when they made this

I got some D and now I’m re-energized 🌚. I want to go outside now.

First of all, quit playing with Wife, be she’s fine af 💁🏽‍♀️

Why yall be throwing up BD when yall be making finger hearts??