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I called @warnock.senate.gov and asked him to hold the line AND tell his horrible colleagues to hold the line

She got wonder bread to admit to never pleasing a woman and she said, "That's the team for me!"

The wildest thing about Nicki being MAGA is how much they hate her for WAP?

Being in TX, virtually the entire state is within Border Patrol’s range.

While ICE are fucking horrible, Border Patrol is probably worse, and has been for a lot longer. They’re more organized and operate with less attention. They’ve been torturing people along the Rio Grande for years.

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

Judge Jeanine just got embarrassed by Sandwich Guy!

@eggerdc.bsky.social takes a trip down memory lane in Morning Shots.

I'm hosting an Alamo Drafthouse Movie Party for it and am definitely commissioning a custom emerald Morrible robe for the occasion :3

"Josh here leads our social team" is always a funny introduction because I am just leading myself?

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.

When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

I just did it again with "phrame." Is this a sign of a stroke?!

Why did I just accidentally spell it as "phrasing?"

It got drowned out in all the good news from last night, but Boston Mayor Michelle Wu became the youngest person to be reelected in the city's history.

She ran unopposed because her opponent--Patriots owner Bob Kraft's son--withdrew a few months ago after realizing he had no hope of winning.

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

Deli-berations have begun

It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh

New Batman villain just dropped

exactly

No but why aren't any outlets countering the Republicans' narrative with demonstrable facts? Why has this very basic function of a free press evaporating?

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.

it was a long aphorism within the church that the pope would never be an american - at least not until america was in decline. the conclave elected leo to make rebukes exactly like this so it's nice to see he at least understands the mandate

Blumenthal: We’re going to continue finding more of the ballroom donors who evidently didn’t want their names revealed. And let me name them: BlackRock, Susquehanna International, Nvidia, OpenAI, Vantive, and Extremity Care.

And so, we will use every possible resource to expose this corruption to

$5 it went up because he kept getting lost.

Work feels totally different when you're not under management that is actively trying to push you out.

A friend told me me her elderly mom believed Zohran has never held office. I have seen this ridiculous disinfo online. It's racist. period. But it also speaks to how much you still need to talk to everyone you know. He is a three term state rep ffs!