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Sometimes Known As Teddy

@teddyalt.bsky.social

I love cum and want to see yours. DMs open and welcome. 40something. he/him. Chicago. I love you, but I’m not subscribing to your OnlyFans. Banner art by Ego Rodriguez.

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Posts by Sometimes Known As Teddy (@teddyalt.bsky.social)

Goddammit if beefy bottoms aren’t my fucking kryptonite.

19.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m very appreciative of anyone who cooks for me. 😉

19.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I absolutely love this butt.

19.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely want to lick those…

19.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, it’s a long shot, but I’m at IBC this weekend. If any mutuals are there and want to have some fun together, let’s do it.

19.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Roger. Definitely stopping by. Looking forward to it. Thanks! 😉

13.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These are awesome. Where can I find you at IBC to purchase?

13.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve got more than just a nose that would go good there. 😈

08.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly how I prefer dinner making to go.

06.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Done. I’ll hold you to it.

31.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yes. Get over here. 😈

31.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally irresistible. Fuck!

31.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need to fuck more guys in bathroom stalls in 2026.

29.01.2026 19:18 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you grunt and beg to be bred like this, you are ABSOLUTELY getting my load.

28.01.2026 17:39 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck this is hot. That verbal is 🔥

23.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

This is accurate and always bears repeating.

21.01.2026 00:32 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly the same as yours because it’s unquestionably the best. 😈

21.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DEFINITELY a fan of handsome guys with voluminous loads of cum on their faces.

18.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly why I need to get married - so I can make this happen with astounding regularity.

17.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

That wet spot is perfection.

17.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a handsome guy. Woof!

17.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck this is hot. You sound amazing, bud. I almost blew a load just watching it.

17.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 14.01.2026 07:02 — 👍 68    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 4

For as much as I enjoy being dominant, there are times I absolutely want a power bottom to just ride me and use me like his personal pole until he’s fully satisfied.

15.01.2026 00:51 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Who’s down to fuck like this with me?

15.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

A (very sexy) step by step guide for any who think they might need it. I’m going to watch and rewatch for sure…

15.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Fuck, I love watching men get bred.

14.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck that’s a good load

14.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks and sounds like a great birthday gift

11.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Always. 😈

11.01.2026 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0