@darthsimian.bsky.social
Farceur & Raconteur - AKA Reverend Doug
"If they would stop doing fascist stuff, we'd stop calling them fascists, and they could stop whining about it."
Agreed. 😎
the kids are outnumbered
"In 2035, senior citizens will outnumber children under 18 for the first time in the history of the U.S.A."
www.darthsimian.com/2025/09/kids...
use the ballot, not the bullet
12.09.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"i saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. i guess it was some kind of millennial falcon."
🥸
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doctors i trust more than RFK jr -
Dr. Spock
Dr. Pepper
Doc Martens
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Scholl
Doctor Who
"
🥸
"It's weird living in the Information Age and Dark Age at the same time."
06.09.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a god is needed
to justify their injustices
i think, so long as we're divided, we're conquered
26.08.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some people around my area are saying things like,
"but i didn't vote for THIS"
🐂💩
you did.
this's all you, winner.
cosmic spelunking
spacetime's reaction to mass
it's hard on my joints
That was about insurrection. This is about rights protection.
11.06.2025 19:32 — 👍 3562 🔁 679 💬 35 📌 13
https://www.hughmanatee.club/2025/05/the-universes-one-electron.html
www.hughmanatee.club/2025/05/the-...
Are we all sharing the same electron that is moving infinitely fast across the full extent of time in all directions?
🤯
UP FIRST: A whistleblower who works at NLRB says that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data. And, the Trump administration froze over $2 billion for Harvard after it rejected demands.
15.04.2025 11:25 — 👍 1383 🔁 489 💬 60 📌 90
20 ?!? OK, here we go ...
youtu.be/cXR5HLodsT8
loop me in comrades
26.03.2025 15:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🤣😭🤣😭
25.03.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
www.ala.org/news/2025/03...
(and then they came for me)
the so-called party of
law & order
is ignoring
law's orders
gaslit much?
🍆🌮🤖
robot becomes self-aware
youtu.be/nf7XHR3EVHo
"fuck it"
building an autocracy requires cooperation
22.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0California pays to the Fed Gov $83B more than we get back, each year.
Several red states that criticize ought to look at who's paying their bills for them.
Unconditional support, or pick yourselves up by your bootstraps you slackers.
hahaha totally
03.01.2024 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i hate it when my UAP/UFO interests align with the republicans
18.11.2023 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a bodycam is a dashcam for bus/trolley commuters
18.11.2023 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the gods laugh when you talk of your plans 🥸
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