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@michaelhartney.bsky.social

Actor/writer/comedian/sobbed at the Superman trailer

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Just unfriended an old acquaintance (emphasis on old) who shared this absolute trash!

26.06.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got

07.06.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11791    ๐Ÿ” 2422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

muting the word p*pc*rn and its corresponding emoji

05.06.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s that thing where you buy a ticket to see one of your comedy idols but find out his opener is a transphobic libertarian fuckbag you used to know, so you skip it and do improv instead and after the fact hear your idolโ€™s material wasnโ€™t far off from his opener and you realize you didnโ€™t miss much

02.06.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ADD a letter and ruin a movie:

Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace

28.05.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Manager of A White Lotus Hotel
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome The Manager of A White Lotus Hotel

Celebrating this weekendโ€™s finale the only way I know how: youtu.be/gEBaBtbqwDo?...

04.04.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He can win again if they title it The Rastafarist

03.03.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am one of those people and I deleted all of his stuff literally immediately. His post the day after wasโ€ฆshocking.

02.03.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but actually I call dibs on that gig, lol. (but seriously let me know if you book it)

26.02.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HOW TO DIE ALONE wins BEST ENSEMBLE CAST IN NEW SERIES at the 2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards
YouTube video by Film Independent HOW TO DIE ALONE wins BEST ENSEMBLE CAST IN NEW SERIES at the 2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards

Well I guess I can cross โ€œbe thanked in an awards speechโ€ off the olโ€™ bucket list. Thank you, Natasha! This wasnโ€™t the first time youโ€™ve made me feel ten feet tall, and I hope itโ€™s not the last. โค๏ธ youtu.be/bbyAPmD-z_4?...

23.02.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME

23.02.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A panel from the Golden Age featuring Robin the boy wonder. He is saying โ€œSo you worked for the Nazis in wartime, Wolf? Well, as a traitor and a murderer, no doubt the law will switch that rope from your arms-to your neck!โ€

A panel from the Golden Age featuring Robin the boy wonder. He is saying โ€œSo you worked for the Nazis in wartime, Wolf? Well, as a traitor and a murderer, no doubt the law will switch that rope from your arms-to your neck!โ€

20.02.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 665    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

fire beats ice every time

19.02.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most season 17 queens suck, but Chanel Discoburger shows promise

16.02.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god I went to high school with the acting director of ICE and he was exactly as huge a fan of big dumb swords and The Crow as youโ€™d expect.

04.02.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€˜How to Die Aloneโ€™ Canceled After One Season on Hulu; Creator-Star Natasha Rothwell Is โ€˜Baffledโ€™ and Shopping Series Elsewhere (EXCLUSIVE) Natasha Rothwell writes that she is 'shocked, heartbroken and frankly, baffled' by the cancellation of 'How to Die Alone' on Hulu.

I hope this isn't the end of the road. But if it is, I am immensely proud that I got to be a part of this brilliant show. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

04.02.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anti-Trump demonstrators in Los Angeles have taken over the 101 freeway to protest ICE deportation raids.

๐ŸŽฅ ktla

02.02.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12467    ๐Ÿ” 2876    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 260

Really looking forward to my American Airlines flight Wednesday in this very well-run country in this totally normal time.

30.01.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Questloveโ€™s Fantastic Video Mix of 50 Years of SNL Music Oh this is just delightful: for the opening of his documentary film on the history of music on SNL he co-directed with Oz Rodriguez, Questlove produced what the NY Times calls โ€œa high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL mu

Oh this is just *delightful*: for the opening of his documentary on the history of music on SNL, Questlove produced โ€œa high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL music highlightsโ€. So good youโ€™ll want to watch it way more than just once. [kottke.org]

27.01.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Yeah. What a waste of a great voice. He also said he hopes the next inauguration will be on Mars. Sure, as long as yโ€™all move there.

23.01.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess itโ€™s nice to be free of the embarrassment of liking Gavin DeGraw

23.01.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*screenshot of that TikTok error message or whatever*

19.01.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a relative is going through David Lynchโ€™s belongings and finds a notebook titled โ€œHereโ€™s What All That Crazy Shit Meant,โ€ I have one message for them: BURN IT.

16.01.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope she dies tomorrow too

10.01.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heartbreaking that all these people are losing their homes, but on the bright side James Woods also lost his home

09.01.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure this one wonโ€™t get ruined

09.01.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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