Michael Hartney

This is how this is supposed to go.

Trump at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks. Reflected in a mirror in the background lurks the shrouded figure, the pale one, He Who Collects The Debt And Will Not Be Denied

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

Just unfriended an old acquaintance (emphasis on old) who shared this absolute trash!

the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got

muting the word p*pc*rn and its corresponding emoji

it’s that thing where you buy a ticket to see one of your comedy idols but find out his opener is a transphobic libertarian fuckbag you used to know, so you skip it and do improv instead and after the fact hear your idol’s material wasn’t far off from his opener and you realize you didn’t miss much

ADD a letter and ruin a movie:

Superman HIV: The Quest for Peace

YouTube video by CharactersWelcome The Manager of A White Lotus Hotel

Celebrating this weekend’s finale the only way I know how: youtu.be/gEBaBtbqwDo?...

He can win again if they title it The Rastafarist

I am one of those people and I deleted all of his stuff literally immediately. His post the day after was…shocking.

Okay but actually I call dibs on that gig, lol. (but seriously let me know if you book it)

YouTube video by Film Independent HOW TO DIE ALONE wins BEST ENSEMBLE CAST IN NEW SERIES at the 2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards

Well I guess I can cross “be thanked in an awards speech” off the ol’ bucket list. Thank you, Natasha! This wasn’t the first time you’ve made me feel ten feet tall, and I hope it’s not the last. ❤️ youtu.be/bbyAPmD-z_4?...

SAME

A panel from the Golden Age featuring Robin the boy wonder. He is saying “So you worked for the Nazis in wartime, Wolf? Well, as a traitor and a murderer, no doubt the law will switch that rope from your arms-to your neck!”

fire beats ice every time

Most season 17 queens suck, but Chanel Discoburger shows promise

Oh my god I went to high school with the acting director of ICE and he was exactly as huge a fan of big dumb swords and The Crow as you’d expect.

‘How to Die Alone’ Canceled After One Season on Hulu; Creator-Star Natasha Rothwell Is ‘Baffled’ and Shopping Series Elsewhere (EXCLUSIVE) Natasha Rothwell writes that she is 'shocked, heartbroken and frankly, baffled' by the cancellation of 'How to Die Alone' on Hulu.

I hope this isn't the end of the road. But if it is, I am immensely proud that I got to be a part of this brilliant show. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Anti-Trump demonstrators in Los Angeles have taken over the 101 freeway to protest ICE deportation raids.

🎥 ktla

Really looking forward to my American Airlines flight Wednesday in this very well-run country in this totally normal time.

Questlove’s Fantastic Video Mix of 50 Years of SNL Music Oh this is just delightful: for the opening of his documentary film on the history of music on SNL he co-directed with Oz Rodriguez, Questlove produced what the NY Times calls “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL mu

Oh this is just *delightful*: for the opening of his documentary on the history of music on SNL, Questlove produced “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL music highlights”. So good you’ll want to watch it way more than just once. [kottke.org]

Yeah. What a waste of a great voice. He also said he hopes the next inauguration will be on Mars. Sure, as long as y’all move there.

I guess it’s nice to be free of the embarrassment of liking Gavin DeGraw

*screenshot of that TikTok error message or whatever*

If a relative is going through David Lynch’s belongings and finds a notebook titled “Here’s What All That Crazy Shit Meant,” I have one message for them: BURN IT.

I hope she dies tomorrow too

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Anita Bryant tripped at the top of the stairs and fell down the whole staircase on her head, bouncing to each successive step with a hollow, resonant CLONK, CLONK, CLONK, before falling face-first into a litterbox and farting and dying.

Heartbreaking that all these people are losing their homes, but on the bright side James Woods also lost his home

I’m sure this one won’t get ruined