Jaime Joshi Elder

Palak paneer with pomegranate arils, garlic naan, coconut rice and carrot-cucumber-serrano raita.

Get yourself an Indian wife. Or an Indian mom. Or an Indian friend who wants to feed you.

Figuring out my palak paneer recipe. This one has nine cloves of garlic, two chilis and came together in like, 40 minutes.

It’s true.
This stupid meme gets so much use

Keep me posted? They would be great with eggplant and zucchini.

Is this real?? Because I’ve been making my own spicy breadcrumbs like some sort of peasant asshole.

You’re talking to the girl who got punched in the face by her dog today, has her eyeball licked by him as part of an apology and then, proceeded to tell him that he’s perfect, never does anything wrong and not to worry because Daddy will find somewhere else to sleep. The bed is his.

Ok, but also the puppies, right?

Because you weren’t allowed to take all of those perfect babies home? Is that why you’re in pain?

So….Miami….?

I’m an England fan and thought this would be my chance to see Rice, Eze and Saka play in person but NOPE!

Oh God, can’t wait for the numerous international incidents that will erupt should that happen

"Prices at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla., have risen from $75 in November to $175...and up to $250 for in-demand games such as Colombia-Portugal and the round-of-32 match."

For YEARS, I wanted the World Cup to come back to the States and now, I'm utterly dreading it.

Everyone living in Miami needs to own this.

HOT GIRLS - this would be the cutest tube top!

As for the reasons why - they make me laugh out loud every damn time and I quote at least one of them once a week.

Every time I can't do something? I yell the masonry quote. Eating super hot food? I can see through time.
Arsenal tying the Wolves? Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland.

"I can see through time."
"Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse."
"Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!"
"Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
"I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah."
"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?"
"Khlav Kalash."

Thank you! Love the 305 Gooners and hope we can all watch a match together soon! ❤️🤍

From The Cradle to the Cannon: How My Son and I Found Home in Arsenal FC - The Wellington Edit In a little over 100 days, the World Cup comes to the Americas and there is a solid possibility that I will have to apologize to my friends and family for the person I am about to become. Football (no...

In honor of Arsenal beating Tottenham 4-1 yesterday, I wrote about how becoming a mother made me an Arsenal fan and how my son and I found home within the club and its supporters.
#Arsenal #COYG

Do you miss the shitty hellsite or do you miss the person/how relatively unfucked things were in 2009?

Swear to God, a Diet Coke from Howley’s might just save your life.

My son LOVES the play fighting and the tomato throwing. It’s so cool.

HUZZAH to the big tipper! I love this!

We’ve been going every year for like, a decade now. It’s a blast

That’s the one!

Imagine being a Spurs supporter.
Couldn’t be me.

Annual tradition - the Ren Faire.

Heartbroken to miss the NLD but this was a pretty great time.

Hey, I would love to get @lanemit.bsky.social on the pod and if we get a chance to watch another show together, I’m 100% in!

My buddy Mike came correct!

Had the greatest time last night with the @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social crew at Smackdown.

Who would have thought that a podcast would bring such amazing people into my life? Great night, great people.

I’m the luckiest damn girl in the world.

I’m so sorry! Next time!