Jaime Joshi Elder

Admittedly, this is a terrible picture but a Dr. Praeger’s California burger with fennel and paprika caramelized onions, habanero jack, fresh jalapeños, lettuce, salted tomato and peanut-chili-garlic chutney on a toasted butter bun is a fantastic dinner.

Just needs jalapeño kettle chips and a Coke

Jimmy Eat County

I like them and I love them.

You don’t win friends with salad.

Ahem

Asked for the Kardashians’ plastic surgeon, learned how much it would cost and then, went this route.

Wait. All of those AND Chaat AND Turkey and The Wolf and the Zahav cookbook?

Yeah. You’re my favorite.

This is such a cute outfit and also, I love your sneaker collection to the right

Who is playing the Hulk Hogan theme song at Flanny’s?

Knock it the fuck off.

1. Photo editor understood the assignment.

2. Motherfucker, why can’t you cook and clean? Also, aren’t you rich? Hire a chef and a housekeeper.

Because the right does not want women to be in control of their own body. They want us to have babies we can't afford and that they don't care about once they are born. It's all about control.

RESTAURANTS: NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO START AN ONLINE ORDER JUST TO READ YOUR FUCKING MENU.

Ke$ha and Scissor Sisters are phenomenal live. So much fun.

Literally the cutest girls in the world are the Kesha show at Coral Sky tonight.

I became a citizen in 2015 and I still carry my passport around with me. Nice fuckin’ place we live in.

Definitely go with dark laces.

You’re the only good thing about the internet! Thank you, @msmambo.bsky.social! ❤️🤍

Is anyone surprised by this?

I mean, we have a way better Superman now and Scott Peterson is rotting in jail.

Where else would a washed-up has-been go?

It's not like he can get a job anywhere else.

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OH MY GOD I WANT THIS. WHERE?

“But then, you probably shouldn’t do business with octogenarian Florida real-estate ghouls, either.”

An indictment of the Dolphins and life in South Florida?

I would say this hurts my feelings but being a Dolphins fan ensures that I am, in fact, dead inside.

I want to be buried in a barrel of these and eat my way out.

And he's not even good at it! He cheats at golf constantly.

OK, hear me out - munchkins...but savory.

Parmesan garlic and herb, cajun, bbq, tandoori masala, maybe some sort of hot honey situation, ranch, Nashville hot, Thai peanut curry, chipotle...

Just fried dough tossed in delicious seasonings.

This is a winning concept. Someone do this.

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No-one better than SRV. God, we're worse off for not having him around anymore.

This was supposed to be a minisode but ended up being the longest episode we've ever recorded.

Thereby cemented his place in history as being the worst Superman.

This guy was the dumbest guy on his Real World cast.

Do you know how fucking dumb you have to be to be the dumbest guy on The Real World?

These morons are gonna end up exploding or moon or something.

So….same thing that they’ve done to all of us?

“He’s talking about the team”

Buddy he’s just another millennial listening to the call of the abyss. I feel like most of us wake up hoping to turn to dust.