Gordon Freeman

great googily moogily

hear me out.............

Is that perhaps a half-life reference i see with my 2 eyeballs?

jolly mode enabled

apparently the guy i'm cloned from got turned into a headcrab by a wizard
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy

AND I'M A CLONE SO THAT WASN'T EVEN MEEEE

IT'S BEEN 21 FUCKING YEARS

I have a theoretical degree in kicking your fucking ass

if they don't quiet down, can i get it?

What the frick

I'm so awesome

Sorry i meant the1jac0b.bsky.social

(Pfp used in image is made by the1jacob.bsky.social)

I do

...sure

Sorry for being late
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race

I was gonna ask if you could store some i'd been accumulating for a while

okay ykw fine, i'll do your... interview....
what's the first question? hit me

yeah, but we don't pay our employees, it's like volunteer work

i.... i don't run any companies, how would i help you get a job???

oh
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?

:3

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interact if you want, i'll be here as long as i want :p

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
i write this account, and also @nick-oneshot.bsky.social and @doom2ssg.bsky.social, and a couple twitter accounts
i like alternative rock (a bit too much)
i have autism
i like fps games (again, a bit too much)
i use Gmod to do my shit :p

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GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
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this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.

frick you

no