“37 & Single” is streaming now on Netflix! Shows: Montreal, Auckland NZ, Melbourne AUS, Sydney AUS, Newcastle AUS, Brisbane AUS, Adelaide AUS, Perth AUS, Rochester 🎟️ 🔗 bio : punchup.live/jaredfreid
21.01.2025 00:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@jaredfreid.bsky.social
Comedian. Complainer. Eater. “37 and Single” is streaming on Netflix now!
“37 & Single” is streaming now on Netflix! Shows: Montreal, Auckland NZ, Melbourne AUS, Sydney AUS, Newcastle AUS, Brisbane AUS, Adelaide AUS, Perth AUS, Rochester 🎟️ 🔗 bio : punchup.live/jaredfreid
21.01.2025 00:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Am I the problem? #NYC
21.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“37 & Single” is streaming now on Netflix! Shows: Phoenix, Montreal, Auckland NZ, Melbourne AUS, Sydney AUS, Newcastle AUS, Brisbane AUS, Adelaide AUS, Perth AUS, Rochester 🎟️ 🔗 bio : punchup.live/jaredfreid
10.01.2025 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moms never change. #mom #standupcomedy #moms #standup #jokes #chipotle
10.01.2025 00:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“37 & Single” is streaming now on Netflix! Shows: Portland OR, Phoenix, Montreal, Auckland NZ, Melbourne AUS, Sydney AUS, Newcastle AUS, Brisbane AUS, Adelaide AUS, Perth AUS, Rochester 🎟️ 🔗 bio : punchup.live/jaredfreid
26.12.2024 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buckle up! #newyear #christmas #holiday #single
26.12.2024 20:31 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1There should be an uber setting where all farts are allowed. The passenger. The driver. Let them fly. But they have to be done silently and no eye contact can be made when a fart happens. UberGassy. I’d pay a premium for that after sleeping at a woman’s apartment.
19.12.2024 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no judgement at a diner. Ribs at 8AM?! Go for it. Full bar?! We’ve got it! Scrambled eggs with a cup of lentil soup? Ok!
Expensive coffee places will act like they’ve never heard of sweet’n low and passive aggressively say, “WE HAVE SIMPLE SYRUP.”
Dating Icks are reasonable and unreasonable all at once!! #dating #single #ick #women
14.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Starstruck!
Folks, if you haven't already, check out Jared's special on Netflix, "37 and Single." Hilarious standup
“37 & Single” is streaming now on Netflix! Shows: Des Moines, Batavia IL, Portland OR, Phoenix, Montreal (link coming this weekend) Auckland NZ, Melbourne AUS, Sydney AUS, Newcastle AUS, Brisbane AUS, Adelaide AUS, Perth AUS, Rochester 🎟️ 🔗 bio : punchup.live/jaredfreid
13.12.2024 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! Just taped a special Saturday!
13.12.2024 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1It’s really a 50/50 shot! #moms #parents #mom
13.12.2024 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dating gets harder as you get older because it’s like “do I want to have a conversation with someone new?! Or do I want to sit under a blanket while touching my left nipple and eating a burrito in my apartment that I pay for comfortably?”
08.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shouldn’t feel like my child got away from me during our trip to the zoo when I don’t feel my phone in my pocket when it’s actually in my left hand.
08.12.2024 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m immediately turned off by anyone posting content from Art Basel. They never post the art. The whole thing feels like a guy named Arthur Basel who has rich kids over to keep up the lie that they’re working on something to their parents who are paying for their lifestyle.
06.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I found a tshirt that fits well. Now I just can’t lose or gain a pound and never wash it and stand completely still while I wear it and I’ll be good to go.
06.12.2024 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!
06.12.2024 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s very me to think, “I’ll just get to the new year and then I’ll make some changes” on December 5th.
06.12.2024 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No weirder time for singles over 30 than between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Dating someone a month by new years? Kissing during the ball drop like you’ve been married since college? Talking to a couple with a baby like you both don’t still have your own childhood blankies?
02.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tah Tah baby!! #Thanksgiving #family #food
28.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Thanksgiving to the family dog who has no idea why a full Turkey dinner ended up in his bowl but he's not going to ask any questions.
28.11.2024 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0