🔮 Cryptic Ruins 🍉

Looks great to me!

Thank ya

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#sonic #sonicartist

When you haven't drawn perspective in 5000 years and kind of forgot how

A thrilling conclusion 😂

Vance is a toy-fox-dog-man who poses with his green and black keyboard-buster-sword over his shoulder, looking off into the distance thoughtfully. He's got a short, open vest on with a black top, while sleeves with exposed shoulders, and open-toed heeled boots, showing his green-clawed paws. His man "fur color" is black, with an undertone of a light tan-ish cream. He's got sharp, pretty green eyes with black pupils, and a tuft of toon link-looking hair. He's also wearing a white, pointy beanie. Adorned on his thighs, hat, and hands are a green triangle. He looks like this because he's a fan of Zelda and Star Fox, as some ungodly lovechild of Fox McCloud and Link. He's also got a tuft of fur sticking out under his chin, kinda like what some depictions of Rocket Raccoon has. Also, a big dumb plump tail. The tail also has a sock covering some of it.

Victor, Vance bird-boyfriend, has a tiny Vance sitting on his finger. Vance looks pensive. Dialogue reads: "Whatcha thinkin' about." asks Victor. "I have a meeting with my supervisor later. I don't know how to change back yet. Kinda freakin out," Vance replies. "Sounds rough, luv. Just relax. I'll show up today, just for you. Worse comes to worst, just call in sick, or whatever. Use your 'I'm doggy' excuse." "He said before over the phone that he sympathized, but that I couldn't use it next time "I have to show up." Next panel, Vance as a doggy, fist-bumping what appears to be the 44th President of the united states, his supervisor. Supervisor: "You uhhh have been promoted to uhhh store manager, Vance. Uhhhhcongratuluuhhaations" Vance: "Wow! Thanks, Boss." Victor, the third wheel, presenting as a human: "--" Supervisor: "You're the boss now, Vance. You the uhhh man now, dog. I wanna see your cute furry ass running this gamestop like uhh "like auhh a lubed-up warmachine." "and uhhh let me be clear, Joker-boy. you work under Vance's gay lil' scrimblo butt too, now. "so uhh get to work. drone-strike some sales targets. "bomb their asses. you know what i mean "get the fuck outta here" Victor drives Vance home. Vance: "I feel like human-you looks more like Kakyoin than the Joker but that's just me" Victor, speech bubble cutting off the panel: "OUR SUPERVISOR IS FUCKING OBAMA"

closet furry gamestop employee becomes his fursona and takes it remarkably better than you'd expect

I love this character so much

stimky lady

Or are you a clone of me? Lol

I love neon green as a color lol. We have good taste!

I forgot all about Scissor Sisters!

I like the third one. She looks like she would bite.

I just like the shape. I dunno why lol. It's like how black and white checker is my fav pattern (I also have a checkered tat and people always ask if I like chess or checkers -_-)

The hip tat looks like one I did on my hand some time back. I love starsss

back* -_-

Yeah I'm 35 😭 I remember bak in the day 👴

I love being able to customize profiles but I'm not on any platforms where I can. I remember the days of myspace lol.

-thing just to be able to change usernames. The site is always crashing and getting hacked too.

-issues that they don't take care of. For the longest time you couldn't change your username so I made SO MANY accounts due to being an indecisive twit. Now you can change your display name, but not the username because the way the site was originally coded would require them to overhaul the whole-

Sheezy has been around for a while and I've known some people who use it. IB's policies are garbage, but their keyword blocking system is great. Just sucks that I even have to block words like "cub" and "ai" in the first place tho. FA has decent policies, but the site, itself, is garbage. So many-

My dad has a hearing aid in one ear. I was on the phone with him the other day and he was like "hello? hello!? I can barely hear you! something must be wrong with your phone." Then he realized it was his hearing aid battery running out.

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

I got more tikka masala c:

Comms done for @Fox_gamerxx (twt)❤️‍🔥

#nsfw #sonicnsfw

I remember my DA days, but I haven't used the site in ages. I'm mostly on furaffinity, then I also have an inkbunny (tho it's an iffy site). FA doesn't allow ai stuff, which is nice. I remember a site called weasyl that seemed promising for a bit, but I'm not sure how it's doing these days.

I want more tikka masala ;_;

Well now the theme song is stuck in my head, thanks.

The curse of bsky typos. Can't fix em lol

It already is and I hate you (affectionate)

I will drink the gravy/sauce by itself I love it so much.