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I truly forgot that's what Danny McBride used to look like

YouTube video by Samuel Kim Music The Plagues (Prince of Egypt) - EPIC COVER (Feat.@BlackGryph0n)

FUCK YEAH. You got it, boss.

"Darkness closes in, hunting the hearts of men.......but like, way more"

What. The FUCK?

Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy' Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole.

They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

I think with all this @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social and Bubba talk, it reinforces my theory that @chucktingle.bsky.social is a trickster god and is writing reality. If not, he should be.

It is time to summon... THE EARL.

I feel like this is what the latest Salem's Lot movie got horribly wrong. They practically teleported to the vampires having turned most of the town. Seeing people try to keep doing things like everything is normal while something corrupted pervades their lives really hits home.

The whole world seems to be experiencing a carbon monoxide leak in their apartment.

Yeah, it's very gauche to be smart these days

I know he did SOMETHING. I'm not sure if he is a pedophile, but if he's not, I think the only thing keeping him from it is cowardice. He just acts SO guilty all the time about everything, it's hard to figure out if he's actually guilty about this particular thing.

Nah man I don't find you burdensome. Is burdenall a word?

I. AM THE EVERBURDEN. LISTEN IN DESPAIR TO ME LAMENT OVER MY INCONVENIENCES! *annoying lightning crashes*

"And the reason potatoes cost so much these days is all the Irish!"

Optinihilism

Whoooooooa.

So they dug around until they found a report that fit their narrative and they landed on Doordash. Amazing.

I'm very concerned about the worms coming out of any hole

My God, what have I done

They truly want to make sure the rich have generational wealth and the poor have generational debt.

Just more proof we're living in a simulation. Probably like Sims 3: Date Night or something

Happy birthday, and thank you for the fantastic art on my skeetfeed

He's such a huge baby, he'll never be able to hold it together long enough to not complain, at least once, that he doesn't want to give a tariff stimulus to people who didn't vote for him. #tariffs

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

The Edith Crawley of numbers

"We'll show those nerds to stand up to us! Then we'll be seen as heroes!"

It's probably feels like popping a zit.

So yeah.

I'm convinced his absolute lack of pride and unwillingness to stand for anything is why he got it. They were sick of hosts with spines.

This is a romcom waiting to happen. JARETH PLINKLE THOUGHT HE WAS WRITING LOVE LETTERS TO HIS WIFE FOR FOUR YEARS

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