Old Man Boogie

a person is standing in front of a window in a room with a laptop . Alt: a person is standing in front of a window in a room with a laptop is what the old alt text said and hooboy is it wrong. It's a guy jumping out a window about as clumsily as possible. Go home ALT predictive, you're drunk

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!

Ok fine I’ll read the Lusty Argonian Maid if this reaches 690 likes.

I mean it runs on dreams, so you can at least use the Ecolane, probably fine

*giant soda can comes flying down to crush opera singers*

First the Ring "Pet Finder" commercial and now Discord saying, "Oh, no, not everyone needs to age verify, don't worry. We have AI to determine your age based on reading ALL OF YOUR POSTS AND FIGURING THINGS OUT ABOUT YOU."

Companies having no media literacy and telling on themselves in 2026.

Sunday Morning Music Vol. 25 - The Beauty of Sundays It's been a little over a year since my last Sunday Morning Music mix so I figured we needed to revisit this beautiful series. This mix follows the same format as previous sets - a little jazz, some a...

If it’s morning where you are, you simply must let this play. Divine www.mixcloud.com/lowlight/sun...

THEN FILL THE DAMN BRITA WHEN YOU EMPTY IT.

Yeah, see if they have any sticky puns

I feel this will just feed his sickness

A time machine to go back and steal this joke

Okay, well, this is a scam. I don't see tread OR the cannon.

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Some motherfuckers are always:
A) Suckin and suckin and suckin
B) Trying to ice-skate uphill
C) Giving me the keys
D) All the damn vampires

Why would my wife give me a big spoon for my soup? Doesn't she know I'm just a little guy.

A 6'2", 250 lb little guy.

"If you follow the law, you'll just be slower, nerds! Do you want to prevent corruption or do you want the shotgun method to law enforcement faster? I think America deserves faster corruption now!"

I'm a big fan of rabbles, but I'll fuck around with a throng now and again.

This is by far, the most relatable skeet

The MAGA base really has spoiled these dorks into thinking that when they say things, people will believe them without any kind of reasoning or suspicion. They really think the world isn't going to progress without the US? We're the "peaked in high school" kids now.

Someday... Someday...
*stares off into the sunset*

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

The bar is so low, I'm holding out for the day we can say, "Well, that's something at least"

"Doc, okay, before you react, I'm going to tell you about...'skeets' IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I SWEAR"

Excuse me, AP, but TWEET?!?! *prepares offense gland for full expulsion*

I sent this to some of my ex-coworkers and I've never seen so many "RUDE" replies in my life

As a modern straighthelete...

I did NOT feel great about that Ring commercial.

Sorry, but nothing will ever top Sokovia.

(Since you live in my phone, you might as well be in the MCU, so that's canon to me)

@thenoboshow.bsky.social

The huge push for protein in people's diets feels more like a bunch of old dudes are still mad their parents made them eat their vegetables. It took years to convince the public how important fiber and vegetables were. I bet in 20 years, the incidence of colon cancer is going to go way up.