Hotwheels Sisyphus

this is the kind of thing that mythbusters would;ve had the resources to do :'( they could gotten together a trillion billion tardigrades in a sound isolation chamber and we would've heard tardigrades chewing. or not.

i put that in search and ai didn't even bullshit me and nobody has even asked this question before . #whimsy #wonder

if u live your whole life thinking there's an amazonian fish that swims up penises... ummmm that might be ur thing

doctor manhattan coming back after disintegration but he has the cat's balls on his forehead

a dog wearing a hat and glasses is sitting on the floor . ALT: a dog wearing a hat and glasses is sitting on the floor .

I wonder how many tardigrades it would take to hear them chewing on moss

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

this is a heartening idea because the cat would've been reunited with its balls when it was also put in the field

i'm sure with some training , those pedicure fish can be made to fulfil some of the mandate

Do you think Ozymandias had his cat Bubastis neutered by putting the cat's crotch in the intrinstic field subtractor 😨

reddit post headline: TIL there isn't actually an Amazonian fish that swims up penises. wikipedia entry: Candiru (fish)

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Adam getting his rib removed so he can suck his own dick. The rib becomes Eve and starts watching in a way that makes him feel conscious and this is the beginning of anxiety and therefore subjectivity.

Mystery gang uncovers Ozymandias' scheme and they are confronting him but suddenly Shaggy is like "hey, wait a minute, where's Scooby?" and Ozymandias is like "I'm not your usual villain, Norville. I had your dog Scooby-Doo put down 35 minutes ago"

scooby doo reboot in which scooby doo gets some speech therapy and basically speak perfect english now

No actually the factory was triangular. Ufologist who believes that UFOs saw the triangular factory from orbit and thought it was an enemy craft and fired at it

Adam getting his rib removed so he can suck his own dick. The rib becomes Eve and starts watching in a way that makes him feel conscious and this is the beginning of anxiety and therefore subjectivity.

reddit post headline: TIL there isn't actually an Amazonian fish that swims up penises. wikipedia entry: Candiru (fish)

Great 👍

a 3 dimensional being sat on him and felt acute pain, bringing the whole thing full circle

they would not want to admit that UFOs did it

i hope none of my mutuals are descendants of the victims tbh

Do you think Ozymandias had his cat Bubastis neutered by putting the cat's crotch in the intrinstic field subtractor 😨

i guess i do post like a crazy person and on bsky that lowkey has babadook at dinner party vibes

No actually the factory was triangular. Ufologist who believes that UFOs saw the triangular factory from orbit and thought it was an enemy craft and fired at it

Scoobastis

The bad guy in stranger things is called Vecna because its an anagram for the greatest fear of the teen characters, having "v acne"

scooby doo reboot in which scooby doo gets some speech therapy and basically speak perfect english now

"rintrinstic rield rubtractor? ruh roh"

The bad guy in stranger things is called Vecna because its an anagram for the greatest fear of the teen characters, having "v acne"

Just realized that it's Gladiator II and not Gladiator 2 because that way the numerals are Roman 🤯

Adam getting his rib removed so he can suck his own dick (the rib becomes Eve)

It would make a xylophone sound every time