Magpie

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

Get this man a publishing deal. Like, yesterday.

This is awesome! Congrats!

The Triumph of the American Moron Clarence Thomas's anti-trans concurrence is the culmination of right-wing anti-intellectualism

I wrote about Clarence Thomas's anti-intellectual, anti-trans concurrence in United States v. Skrmetti, and what it says about how far the right has fallen into conspiratorialism

Update: got my least favorite phlebotomist:(

What level of cool do you reach for having a favourite phlebotomist?

Because I’m there, baby B)

Leather seats should be illegal in summer.

I’m going to get out of this cab and leave a full arse print in my wake.

I hope you all know that Economics is to math what alchemy is to chemistry and put some disrespect on the science wannabies #nobelprizesdontgotofakescience

Blender is like someone mixed all the worst parts of programming with the best parts of art.

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

If I could learn bass songs by ear I would simply be a good citizen and tab them for the noobs out there (I’m noobs) (pls)

You know it’s bad when people look at you and fix their posture

Fox Mulder really dropped “did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave” outta nowhere and I think about that too much

Can’t recommend enough if you want a podcast to break down the news from the states (in a way that makes it slightly more tolerable)

PMS Tabbie can have a little misogyny (as a treat)

Momentum party now tbh

PWAH
I’ve heard this rumour and cannot begin to believe it

Man’s got side quests??

You are maybe a 1, 2 if you’re mad

Put em on the shirt!

Omg yaaaaas!!! Cut that shit out !!!! 🥰😍

Damn. I knew I missed something…

Having a brain is a terrible nuisance. Quite burdensome actually.

Not sure what sorta mandem you’d have been had you stayed lol

YouTube video by Djo Music Djo - End of Beginning (Official Visualiser)

Anyone else move country and sometimes grieve the person you could have been had you stayed?

Or is that just my meds talkin
youtu.be/oXSw8DGjf5E?...

We gotta make sure it reaches him that most the planet still think he’s a fucking moron

Feeling seen 🥰

Omg the black little beans 🥺

Bebop and Red Dwarf in the same skeet I think y’all have this one covered 🫡💪

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-Fi franchise