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I‘m not going to give any examples, but every Country & Western song performed by a male before 1974 can be sung from the perspective of a werewolf.

„The sentence applies the law as written…“. Oh no! We can’t have that!

Jacobin Of All Trade-ing-In-Contrarianism.

If only Martha Stewart hadn’t gone to jail, Trump wouldn’t have replaced her on The Apprentice, and we wouldn’t be in this mess.

That mouse is kind of an asshole.

This could have been the plan in the first place. Tesla blows up with Trump in it = President Thiel. 4D chess.

INFO LA DEPECHE. Une concession Tesla incendiée : 12 voitures détruites, au moins 700 000 euros de dégâts Dans la nuit, douze véhicules ont été détruits à Plaisance-du-Touch (Haute-Garonne), près de Toulouse, causant 700 000 € de préjudice. Vengeance, sabotage ou militantisme écologique anti-Musk ? L’enqu...

Off With Their Headlights!

Not that Swastika, ya ding-dong.

On the Berlinale red carpet, Berlin Mayor-For-A-Moment Franziska Giffey is posing with the two guys in wheelchairs, including a dwarf, who are wearing t-shirts that say “Inspiration Pornstars".

Craigslist is to blame for all of this.

Article jumping through hoops not to mention Apu.

The moment Marianne Faithfull got her claws into me: Her desultory 1980 SNL performance, the result of Faithfull's backing singer substituting her coke with procaine, closing up her throat and icing out her brain. The dark, struggling, blissed-out decay of powerful beauty. #pinkskyPost

Alaska-pilled.

Farters, on the other hand, would be ecstatic.

David Foster Wallace once wrote a profile on David Lynch from the set of Lost Highway. www.lynchnet.com/lh/lhpremier...

The Angriest Dog In The World.

Uses pulp tropes to make sharp-edged class analysis. Plus there are actually callbacks to Liotta's character in Something Wild!

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Murder offers a plethora of marketing opportunities.

Osmonds and Claudine Longet: He left a legacy.

Watching the Janus Coin energy re: Twitter build here in real time. Patiently anticipating The Death Threat Explosion.

Why is turkey superior as a cold cut?

You become the lies you tell yourself. But what if they are not your own lies?

Should reincarnation be real, I would like to come back as an irrational man.

It‘s now clear that social media has been to 2014-2024 what psychedelics were from 1964-1974: Induced psychosis masquerading as illumination.

Guy wrote an entire article because he'd never heard of Boogie before.

I was once almost picked for Bozo Buckets because the Magic Arrow thought I was a girl.

Someone ruined Twitter before I could, but hope springs anew.