LaFenetre

My ex submissive was at an event I attended, and I knew months before. Organiser was like "I don't want any drama". Don't worry, I am angry and petty but never unhinged. SMH.
Anyways, apparently burlesque bagpipes is now a thing.

Apart from very few people, I went through this alone. Both times I needed help, my managers from work came through. Otherwise, I just don't exist if there is weakness or some humanity involved.

I'm finally out of the hospital and on the mend. Feel like I was in a boxing ring with 10 heavy weights. My brain is still foggy AF and I need it to be sharp. Still feel like a zombie that lost 10 pints of blood. Not sure how long recovery will be.

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair and saying wow this is boring ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair and saying wow this is boring

Back in grey blighty.
Just when my vitamin D levels were kind of being normal.
Kink levels dangerously low, starvation mode.
Only one Kink femdom event booked this year.
Rave levels to be replenished next month.

Not the worst thing I experienced, believe me.

I'm too old to care but I have a week left here and I just want to go home...

I told my mum I do bondage, I teach and do photo shoots. She ridiculed on how someone would find being tied enjoyable. She turned the convo on how my dad treated her again. I literally outed myself and she made it about herself, literally not giving a fuck.

So idiot finds me on FL. Proceeds to message me on messaging app without permission, then finds my dating profile and decides after reading that he is not suitable for me, assuming that I date my rope partners and that this prick is dateable to me. All the red flags in one post.

Joined Feeld again after 3 years. It's been a few days
Over 200 likes, 1 person actually read my profile, is compatible with what I am looking for and approached properly. There is some redemption in that thing.

I hoovered the whole house naked today.
Highly recommend doing that to some drum and bass.

Dating profile deleted.
Managed about a week.
Back to reclusivity.

I have. They are not mandatory homework and my tits always get more likes. FL life.

I match with people, 1 in 10 asks something.
I try to keep the convo going, they kill it off. One of them if I am a nice/good girl.
Will quit this soon, because if I ask of they are a good boy, I will probably get blocked.

Joined some vanilla online dating (I know, I know). Anyways, I don't get messages about me destroying their ass & expecting instant full exchange FLR. Instead, men expect butterflies from endless Q&As that I need to keep up with all by text & a few lousy pics. You cannot connect with just texting.

So @englishservant.bsky.social suggested I should get a cricket bat because I am a bit bored under this year's lack of kink so far. I also think that he offered his ass as a test surface. He has a nice ass.

It is nice to see monogamy amongst people I know. I prefer sexual monogamy but since I joined the scene I feel shame mentioning it. It is nice to feel emotionally and sexually safe with one person, while I torment many others. Feel happy that there are people like me out there somewhere...

Been so long since I had a naked subject... that was 2023...

Had one who just lost it over someone who could not fit themselves in the train (packed). "Either fit yourself in, or step off, we need to LEAVE."
And again a few minutes later.
Not sure if that person fit in or got chopped in half.

My kinky kits are still under the stairs where I left them in August...
Ok then...

Totally.

a woman wearing a blue dress and blue gloves is standing in front of a sign that says free coffee . ALT: a woman wearing a blue dress and blue gloves is standing in front of a sign that says free coffee .

Opening your Fetlife with a notification that a user with a handle "Majestic Dick" follows you. His dick must be as majestic as my sex life

First beer after 3 months, but damn I deserve it as I am a year older now.
A few house projects this year and hopefully a rope studio garden room. Kinky and non kinky pals will help me get there, fingers crossed.
Apart from that, dating still a shitshow, and doing kink is pretty infrequent.

After 12 years in boxes, my babies are finally in motion again. Now to brush off my beat matching skills again... some good and some so so bad 🤣

To add to the pile of shit I stepped on last night, I got this gem...

Strutting my stuff last night walking home, embracing the new neighbourhood until I slipped and fell on some dogshit diarrhoea and scraped my knee. Follow me for more sexy stories 😘

The amount of times I ruined my own orgasms because the damn things were not fully charged 🙃

a dachshund is sitting at a dj mixer with headphones . ALT: a dachshund is sitting at a dj mixer with headphones .

Took my Garmin raving, and it clocked over 30k steps! Pendulum and Nero were fire last night. Today, I treated myself to a new mixer until my digital decks arrive. Finally, I have space to start mixing music, and this shitty season looks good now.

Partial torment for my boy Varantaa earlier at Peer Rope Sutton. Been a while and he made all the right noises
#meninrope
#shibari