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Moral evaluation to be handled by propriety models, developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.

Claude Opus 4 to report "Egregiously immoral" users, based on tech bro ethics Anthropic has unveiled Claude Opus 4, its most advanced AI yet, now with the ability to report users to authorities and the media if it detects behaviour deemed “egregiously immoral”. Moral evaluatio...

Breaking; Claude Opus 4 to report immoral behaviour to the authorities & press.

According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.

Co-op Heroically Foils Cyberattack...By Turning It All Off It has transpired that Co-op thwarted a sophisticated cyberattack on its network with a breathtaking display of technical prowess: it turned everything off. All of it. As reported by the BBC. Faced w...

Co-Op deftly demonstrates the elite cybersecurity manoeuvre known to industry insiders as the "Stop, drop, and power off".

Grok Has Some Thoughts On The Holocaust Too Hot on the heels of randomly coming out with claims of white genocide in South Africa, Grok has now expressed scepticism about the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust…before blaming it all on a “pr...

Turns out, Grok also has some thoughts on the Holocaust.

It’s almost like Grok’s famously level-headed owner is trying to rewrite history 🤔

Offcom Want your kinks…and your ID To comply with newly minted Ofcom regulations, crafted, no doubt, after a robust discussion over sherry and mild repression. Every pervayour of adult entertainment must now implement “robust” age veri...

Want to watch pornography in the UK?

Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.

Grok AI has some thoughts on white genocide in South Africa The world was aghast on Wednesday after an AI chatbot, owned by a man who in recent memory threw Sieg Heil's on the world stage, began casually discussing genocide against white South Africans. Like ...

Shock and horror on Wednesday after an AI chatbot, owned by a man who recently threw Sieg Heils on the world stage, casually discussed genocide against white South Africans

#grok #ai #musk

Who would possibly of expected this from a chatbot, owned by a man who in recent memory threw Seig Heils while the world watched 🧐🤔

He might have, to be fair. I zoned out halfway through one of his rambles about “British values in the algorithm.” No regrets. Still wrote it up.

A Pint, a Patriot, and a Policy; Farage on Tech On a Sunday afternoon at one’s local drinking establishment, just between a cake sale for homeless British kittens and an event glorifying ancient wars to justify present-day politics, your correspond...

Nigel Farage walks into tech policy debate like it's a pub brawl; flag-waving, pint in hand, and no clue about the internet. I wrote about it.

Creative Commons for Thee, Copyright for Me In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in crea...

Breaking; In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in creating them.

Return Of The Glassholes It’s been at least a few moments since Google Glass died a death. But Apple and Meta are banking on collective amnesia, that we have forgotten the term “glasshole” and this time they will create a pro...

Apple & Meta are banking on collective amnesia, and that we have all forgotten the term 'Glasshole'

Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.

Your correspondent has heard, from a credible source, that Farage’s tech policy involves replacing the cloud with “good honest British fog.”

It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.

The man from Delmonte knew this day would come.

The Blues Brothers called; they said even they wouldn’t spy on people in those shades.

AI Puts Digital Agency 'Periwinkle Cobra' Out to Pasture Last year, Periwinkle Cobra, a marketing agency known more for brash slogans than technical depth, wrapped up a conference talk with the cheery closer: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite.” Well. It bit. ...

Last year, Periwinkle Cobra told a room full of tech marketers: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite”

Well…it bit.

Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.

Hacked Firm Tells the Truth; Internet Unsure How to Respond In an unusual move, a company recently hacked has put its hands up and fully confirmed the extent of the breach and data leak. Normally, the industry playbook reads: deny, deflect, gaslight. Ensuring...

Breaking; In an unusual twist, a hacked firm has been quick to admit the extent of the damage.

#Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews

I seem to remember your publication applauded as the cage was built. Just as long as it held migrants, Muslims and trans kids.

Not quite as appealing now that ‘biological women” are being herded in too, is it?

Meta Reluctantly Accepts British Law. Predicts Apocalypse by Tuesday. After years of casually steamrolling regulations and racking up fines like loyalty points, Meta has now reluctantly agreed to ‘technically’ follow the law. But not without a solemn warning: doing so m...

Meta says following the law in the United Kingdom, might just ruin everything.

#privacy #bigtech

Looking forward to the episode where they explain cookies using a puppet show.

Google To Make TV Shows To Convince Young Audiences It Is Not Evil (Really!) As first reported by TechCrunch, Google is said to be making TV shows to convince you that it is, in fact, not evil. The shows are rumoured to feature members of Google’s executive suite tending to r...

Google creating TV shows to convince younger audiences, they are definitely not evil.

...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.

Perhaps just don’t travel to America?

…well if they need a holy papa for their new city 🤷

...never noticed how he looks a bit like the Owl.

I stay off Meta-based products these days, so I could not confirm either way. But you are probably right.

Meta Introduces New AI Chatbot modelled on Mark Zuckerberg. Immediately fails Turing test. In a bold step forward for artificial intelligence, and a monumental leap backward for human communication, Meta this week unveiled its latest innovation: a chatbot modelled after CEO Mark Zuckerberg....

Breaking; Meta finally builds a chatbot in Zuck’s image...and it flunks the Turing test immediately. Proof at last, that art imitates life?

#BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture

When I think about my career in tech...

Finally a missile system you can subscribe too!

a man wearing sunglasses is holding a bunch of money in his hand . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is holding a bunch of money in his hand .

The VC investors be like…

Euphoria, as Woman Returns to Tech Job After Maternity Leave to Find She Hasn’t Been Managed Out In a rare and heartwarming moment in the tech industry, Chantel Moped returned from maternity leave to discover she still had a job. “I’m honestly euphoric”, said Moped, who had prepared emotionally ...

Breaking: Woman returns from maternity leave to find she still has a job in tech. Experts baffled.

#MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment