She'll just plead the Fifth Dimension that she inhabits

He had it comin'

Nobody carded this bro.
Also, I bet it was Bud Light

Certainly nobody who took 4th grade math thought possible...

I just find it hilarious that bro is being interviewed on "the former No 2 at the FBI's podcast."

So then, Bill, you're saying Chair Powell has been too accommodative and the bond market thinks his monetary policy is long-term inflationary?
Don't tell your boss that.

ISWYDT

Nobody jams Butters

Bros is confused.
Just as the crafty Eric the Red intended ...

… and who is on tape boasting about groping women and barging in to beauty pageant dressing rooms….

Exactly! It’s precisely what they’re not doing!!
One might argue they’re complying with the letter of the law (one might, though I won’t!) but they’re definitively not complying with the spirit of.

“The spirit of the law” is exactly what they’re not complying with!

Watching Packers and keep thinking it’s snowing in Chicago, but I think it’s some dumb Fox Sports special effect

But next season's production of "Uncle Vanya on Ice" is gonna be lit!

The United States Secretary of Commerce couldn't manage the clearance rack at TJ Max

Our commerce secretary couldn't manage the clearance rack at Macy's

But he’s the bureau’s best podcaster …

“He cherry picked, Margaret…”

“They’re all terrible “ is a predictable, self-preservation reaction upon recognizing the ignorant, venal, pedo you voted for is, in fact, an ignorant, venal, pedo

Can’t wait till Pres. Ocasio-Cortez converts it to a homeless shelter

I hope Pres. Ocasio-Cortez turns it into a homeless shelter

Not going to yell at you, but sorry, if bro was a recent heroin addict—didn’t know that, btw—kind of dispositive wrt being in the cabinet

Willfully obtuse. Nobody's trashing store brands or those who buy them. The problem--and he knows it--is citing a basket of fewer things of lower quality as evidence inflation is tamed.
Apparently this jabroni is the frontrunner for Jerome Powell's job too (he prolly considers this an audition).

"The Big Four of the Entertainment Whirl!"
Now THAT's copywriting.

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Apropos:

Side note: No surprise that Trump was willing to jeopardize OpSec (“…see him soon”) in the interest of appearing in the know

Great point (and The Big Sick was genius!)

Then the obvious next question, Tapper, is “so what are you doing to remove the liar whose nutty rhetoric is going to kill Americans?”

"In Donald Trump's criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially felicitous. In his White House, the dedicated lackies who investigate these 'hoaxes' are members of an elite squad known as the Special Perpatrators Unit. These are their stories"