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Getting paid 8.85 to listen to a three year old's schizophrenic ramblings

I work at a shoe store, btw.

very cool faithful pokemon remake where they couldnt even remember Machop holding a fucking rock now it looks hes getting mugged

Christmas music just started.

Am I finally a true retail worker?

My hand holding a size 18 4E shoe.

Size comparison between a Size 10 D shoe, a ballpoint pen, and a size 18 4E shoe.

Size comparison between a 32 oz bottle and a size 18 4E shoe.

Size 18 4E.

Genuinely. Who the fuck needs that?

Subliminal messaging

In Mario and Luigi, you used to control Mario with A and Luigi with B, but they changed it so that you have to use A to select your move for Luigi, and then you attack with B. This works against years of muscle memory.

Never kill yourself

Very excited. But it's hard to tell because I'm bad at expressing myself through text.

YouTube video by Nintendo of America Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch

#XenobladeChronicles X: Definitive Edition is coming to #NintendoSwitch on 3/20/25!

Explore the mysterious planet Mira in this epic sci-fi JRPG, now with enhanced visuals and brand-new story elements!

youtu.be/meabXp-IFkM?...

TRUE

i always get mesmerized by rock sections in stores that have them.. i want to buy the rocks... i have no use for the rocks i just like looking at them

With a car, I should've prefaced.

Ran into a dog earlier.

AMA

B- Big Mama's pickled sausage...

I already like bluesky more because I have followers that are real people.