The Unofficial Captain

MAGA be like: CRIMINALS NEED TO BE PUNISHED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW NO EXCEPTIONS

and also be like

IM VOTING FOR THE FELON WITH 34 CONVICTIONS

This image is referring to 2020 COVID lockdown era.

Trump was president for all of these things on the list, but they’re complaining like he wasn’t.

“I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice." -Martin Luther King Jr, calling you a fkn clown when u bitch about protesters

When a Republican tells you that being undocumented is a felony, and that the undocumented are criminals, remember : Republicans are fucking liars

Crossing the border without documentation is a misdemeanor at most, like jaywalking or going 15 over the speed limit.

You can just tell he’s spent countless hours screaming in this pose trying to go super saiyan

MAGA be like “WE THE PEOPLE”

but at the same time

“BUT NOT THE NON-REPUBLICAN AMERICAN CITIZENS, THEY DONT COUNT”

and

“ESPECIALLY NOT THOSE WHO USE THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO DISAGREE WITH US AND HOLD US ACCOUNTABLE”

MAGA be like “AND LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (the people I like and approve of. Not the people I don’t like)”

Republicans: In the United States, you have the freedom to choose!

(U better choose to be christian, heterosexual, and born a white male)

MAGA: Unofficial Captain, you’re not a real Pirate! If you were you’d like Trump!

Okay, so..if I were a REAL historical villain, famous for rape, violence, and robbery, I’d be more aligned with Trump?

They’re so close to getting it

Conservatives be like “land of the free! (So long as you’re Christian, heterosexual, and of European descent)

I don't think about the Roman Empire I think about Dinotopia

MAGA: dems are the pedos!

Me: *makes list of hundreds of MAGA and GOP sexual predators, proving their hypocrisy*

MAGA:
1) it’s not fair to make it about politics
2) I’m not gonna look at that list, I would rather blame people I don’t like
3) idc if MAGA is chock full of predators

MAGA: We’re a constitutional republic!

Also MAGA: *doesn’t know the constitution says it covers noncitizens, hate that the constitution gives rights to protest and free speech people they don’t like, hate that the constitution gives people they don’t like the right of freedom to pursue happiness*

MAGA: THE US IS A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, NOT A DEMOCRACY.

Actually, a constitutional republic is a type of democracy.
This is like yelling "MY PET IS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, NOT A DOG"

Thank you! I’m still learning my way around this app lol