The Leshy Of Pennypack (they/it/and if you must, 'he')

“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”

I am a machine that turns turkey sandwiches, weed and espresso into ennui and poop

the trees are for the dolls

I read the first 7 issues of Absolute Wonder Woman, it was fuckin sick, best comic i've read in a long long time

me finally accepting that Magic is mostly in my past:

I know i'm not special or unique in this but fucking hell I could've really been someone great

anyone else a former gifted kid who is still really smart but their brain is just so shot full of trauma and stress gunk that it just doesn't fucking work and people still expect you to be really smart and capable but you're just fucking useless and sad and frustrated at your lost potential?

but then why does it look badass?

NOT THE TIME BOT TAN

reports say more than half of Gen Z eats more than one meal a day at least once a week

I dunno, personally I can't wait to dislike all of my own posts, that's gonna be funny as shit

hello Michael Stipe!

lmao I don't think so.

It's not like, a dead ringer, but idk just something about this picture made me do a double take.

lmao this looks uncannily like my ex girlfriend

y'all are cute

I guess it depends if they have balls or not

I could use a break. Or a hand.

Hey Ephraim. This is a really stupid thing to post when
you don't provide any support for your stupid claim. Sounds to me like you are trying to shift the blame away from the collaborators. Okay bye!

I get so mad when I see his dumb head

He is Callis! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

the kind of person i'd split a meatball hoagie with

also lmao they really made him 69 420

Diana is mother

So, uh, Absolute Bruce is around 6'9, 420 lbs.

Diana is taller.

Mother.

Batman: Loves pro wrestling, hates racist cops

this is the dopest fucking thing ever

I thought that was a crumpet

i've heard stories of the Campus. They say it's like an evil Santa Claus that puts kids in a sack and hits them with sticks.

damn fine loaf

if you have even a passing interest in comics, you should read Absolute Wonder Woman

auntie Anne przl