Jealousy is a nasty look, Lance.
13.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jealousy is a nasty look, Lance.
13.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My stylist might actually kill me if I did that, I think you're safe. But I have been thinking a lot about bangs lately.
12.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh ancients please no.
12.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0She's in a rebellious phase.
12.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So you're saying I shouldn't get the Haru special?
12.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is my ex-wife attempting to claim custody of my daughter? I need to speak to my lawyer
12.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
I fully support either decision. I think you would look incredible with both. I always think you look incredible, granted, but still.
...I never really change my style. Does that bother you?
How short are we talking?
12.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm intruiged.
12.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hmm.
12.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Short hair...
12.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0G is pretty good. Certainly in the top third. Did you ever get your SBC invite?
24.01.2026 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, what rank did you get?
24.01.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I do my best to be even handed with my call-outs.
I'm sure it was a hard choice to make. I wish you the best of luck. Truly.
Oh?
23.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hm. You two have that in common.
23.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You're welcome. I'm sure they're excited to show you. How's Haru doing out there?
23.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh, its magnificent.
And I wonder how many of these Flannery has received.
Its sweet.
Oh?
23.01.2026 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Things stored without update, making the database lie to you, forcing you to brute force search 11000 boxes of material to find a single tooth, that is almost certainly always the last bag of the last box you check.
23.01.2026 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh. It was a metaphor. Sorry, working in archives trains you to think of impossible searches as normal every day occurences.
23.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That... sounds maddening.
23.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A puzzle you say?
23.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your crew is better than you left them, as per usual. Do you need a buffer day or am I good to leave the keys?
23.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't know, Petra says he's taking it rather hard. He was making friends here.
06.01.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mm. I know. I would joke about you having the shortest run in League history, but Ford... happened.
06.01.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wally, you already take too many vacations. Flannery was seriously ready to kill you before I stepped in this time. I know I'm the hardass friend, so maybe I'm overblowing what was meant as joke, but you should seriously consider finding a replacement if you're this bogged down by the title.
06.01.2026 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don't imply that I'm older than 28, Wallfred, its bad optics. We must maintain that I simply have been 26 for the last 6 years.
Honestly, I think leaving the League has made me a better negotiator. I'm not around the chaos all the time, it gives me a better perspective, and less personal stakes.
I'll send you the group photo with it in it. Iggy fell into it towards the end of the night.
Mm. I think he got that message. Hopefully.
I made sure they got it, dont worry. Someone brought a standee of you so you wouldn't be missed.
Oh that's still a nightmare and a half. Minor progress. I mostly talked to him about his horrible PR management with Gwendolyn, and that if he has problems with the new league he should stop making them