Brad

Sometimes they come for a season, but sometimes it's Season 5 of Happy Days

Trump will put his face on a spendable $2k coin and tell everyone the democrats were against it

Both-sides style coverage always, always favors whichever faction is most willing to lie.

hakeem it’s a kitchen table issue if they’re deploying troops to the fucking house

Target ad for Pumpkin Spice Starbucks capsules

Target managed to get multiple things I'm boycotting into a single ad

OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

can you believe we’re all sitting here waiting to watch jimmy kimmel like it’s 1965 and the beatles are on johnny carson

If you're sitting around waiting to be Raptured, it's because you're lazy and you want God to solve all your problems for you. You're not willing to do the work that real prayer and real faith requires. You want to be a martyr without the trouble of dying.

Every protest, every lawsuit, every joke at their expense is a threat. They want everyone to give up and just let them do whatever they want. They want complete and total surrender without a fight forever.

They have control over the levers of power, but they don't have the culture. They're not cool. They want to be loved, and they equate criticism with treason. They've "got" everything, but they also want to make sure that there's no mechanism for them to lose it.

In his opening monologue on Monday, Mr. Kimmel had addressed the killing of Mr. Kirk by saying: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”

Bad headline: "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’ over Charlie Kirk comments"
Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’"

Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?

What a tremendous adventure this site must be for the irony-blind

"I can't believe the fascists are getting people fired over ..."

What did you think a fascist was? They attack on all fronts. They will come for your job, your children, your sense of self and safety, anything and everything to keep you quiet.

Fascism doesn't allow you to fight it.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

Saturdays in your 40s are wild because sometimes you're having margaritas with friends in a Cincinnati hotel, but sometimes you and your wife spend Saturday night having the BEST TIME reorganizing the utensil drawer

A lot of people think the Enemy of Christianity is the Devil, but it's not

Jesus argues w/ the Devil once, but at every opportunity he fights with the Rich

The Rich are the villain of nearly every parable

It's highly political and unambiguously clear

How Christians misunderstand this is baffling

American flag on fire with an overlay of text: "where are the epstein files"

Trump decrees that burning the flag is illegal

Five gold rings?
In THIS economy?

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it

I had to explain to my very confused eight year old why she couldn't use the word "sigma," and having to explain it made me irrationally angry because it's so, so stupid

Are there no prisons?
Are there no work houses?

this is why the "lie back and let the gop collapse on itself" advice is so dumb. you throw everything at them and when theres a crack in the armor you press your advantage. having them reeling every day is so much more satisfying, more productive to a political movement. jesus christ its so obvious.

Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.

Hulk Hogan spent his lifetime chasing the good will of his moneyed betters at the expense of his fellow workers.

May Hulk Hogan enjoy the same afterlife as the rich people before whom he knelt in this one.

Guys I'm legit baffled that this Epstein thing might be the one scandal that finally sticks