Tactical Vegetable Holster

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

I don't think a perfect candidate is necessary. Just don't nominate a corrupt sleazeball who throws people under the bus.

The one where Moss played for the Raiders.

The other numbers meaningful in their own, stupid ways, even if they're fake.

The guaranteed money is very meaningful. He's getting paid $65 million. The years and the non-guaranteed money don't mean much, although it's usually only the last year that's totally meaningless.

Ok, but imagine how great it feels to have your head do that.

It's far from the worst thing he's done, but Larry Summers going on TV every day to yell about stagflation from the stimulus gave a lot of people the wrong idea about the causes of inflation. Getting him for the Epstein association was like getting Al Capone for tax evasion.

Let's not get carried away

Some vegetables are only meant to be eaten. Others can be wielded.

Anyone who can beat cancer or make that Coca-Cola ad is a hero in my book.

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

don't do it

I can understand someone in Maine who has to make the choice between him and Mills going with him in spite of the mountain of red flags in the hope that he is the senator he seemed like he would be at his launch. It's possible that he is. I don't understand going to the mat for the Nazi tattoo guy.

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Please don’t spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. It’s climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).

We have been at war with the sun for millennia

If you bet a lot of money on this outcomd on a gambling site, you might be able to collect a meager profit after suing them for refusing to pay your winnings. So, it's good for some reprobates.

Yeah. Number go up. Chart green. Good.

I'm not shitting my pants. I'm defecating in them.

The utility for coders using AI has proven to be valuable, but that value is being provided at a loss. Capitalism doesn't do things because they're good or useful. It does things because they're profitable. If they can't be made profitable, it won't keep doing them.

I think Mina gets into it a little bit, but generally, when people talk about AI, they don't talk about it as what it is: a business. The fundamentals of a business are buy for a nickel, sell for a dime. What AI companies are doing is buying for a dollar and selling for a nickel.

People are willing to overlook the mountain of red flags for the glimmer of hope that better things are possible, the latter of which doesn't exist with Mills. They're willing to risk the possibility (probability) that they get burned for that slim chance at hope. You can't decontextualize that.

He makes zero sense out of all the people. Out of the two people with a chance to win the nomination, when the other is the perfect embodiment of the biggest problems with the Democratic party (79 year old, conservadem, staunch Zionist, filibuster supportee), his support makes some sense.

Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.

The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint

I have not seen Black Rain, but it's unfair to it and Alien Covenant to put them below Gladiator 2. Aside from that, it's a good list, from the ones I've seen.

“You can only watch” trolly meme depicting a man watching helplessly as a trolly mows over dozens of people tied to the tracks

checking the news again

I suppose it's entirely true that Chotiner is just doing a job, as opposed to doing the revolution. I don't think I'd call that decadence, but I guess that just means I should be a little more full of myself.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Probably not, because they already did last year. That's a big part of why they're trading him. They don't need to backfill with a big investment.

He's a really good player that they're only trading to clear cap space. There was probably a competitive market for him.