i started getting the print Onion after they tried to buy infowars. it's really really funny.
28.11.2025 22:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@iainkevanmorris.bsky.social
inbetweeners co-creator but actually also loads of other stuff thanks very much. i also bang on about QPR a lot. too much?
i started getting the print Onion after they tried to buy infowars. it's really really funny.
28.11.2025 22:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Russell Westbrook is the best dressed man i've ever seen. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
25.11.2025 12:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've got some events lined up for publication week of Everybody Loves Our Dollars. You should come, and indeed you can book tickets! geni.us/OliverBullough
25.11.2025 11:51 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0this was my first
23.11.2025 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In fairness, we donβt know how bad this is until Australia have had a chance to bat and are 342-2.
21.11.2025 05:46 β π 94 π 11 π¬ 8 π 2Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
14.11.2025 11:28 β π 9130 π 1845 π¬ 161 π 70Morning listening.
13.11.2025 15:05 β π 23 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
11.11.2025 08:37 β π 4408 π 1291 π¬ 255 π 131A porn star in cycling gear in front of a war memorial with some, erm, hashtags.
Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
mmmm my favorite mcdonaldβs food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
05.11.2025 20:15 β π 2689 π 351 π¬ 244 π 207Thanks once again to artist Joe Avery for the glorious cover artwork and @alisdairwood.bsky.social for more wonderful internal illustrations.
30.10.2025 14:33 β π 128 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1for absolutely no reason here's an artist whose work i love
susanlogoreci.com
oh christ that looks amazing. i'm jealous. no pectin issues? bitterness?
30.10.2025 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kyle Mooney has an important message, via song, about A.I. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoB9...
28.10.2025 16:51 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1hahaha. that and cookie monster will surely never be topped.
28.10.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wonderful, thank you.
28.10.2025 16:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've been off twitter for nearly a year - Musk Nazi salute the final straw - but i have just realised i am going to miss out on my favoruite thing; Poppywatch. is there an equivalent here?
28.10.2025 14:52 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0i started making it because my father-in-law gave us, frankly, too many not very nice oranges. but i've never got the pectin right. and also it's always a bit too sweet. But good luck and please show the end result.
28.10.2025 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0also meant to add: 'home made marmalade? who do you think you are, Paddington fucking Bear?'
28.10.2025 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0get powdered pectin. just in case. i never have enough natural pectin for it to set properly.
28.10.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.
Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.
So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
@jemaineclement.bsky.social
14.10.2025 04:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.
Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
Casually announcing plans to murder American citizens for wrongthink.
09.10.2025 06:55 β π 581 π 212 π¬ 28 π 11i've been lucky enough to see this already and it's spectacular. Why not spend the day visiting The Hogarth Murals, The William Wallace Memorial, St Barts Church, The Hand & Shears Pub, Ibai restaurant and Fabric? All within 200 yards of each other.
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
In Idiocracy the President is trying his best for the people, he's just too stupid to be succesful.
06.10.2025 04:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
New Archbishop of Canterbury announcement a huge day for fans of all things Woking. Argubaly the biggest since Jay took them to the Champions league etc. Big question though - where in Woking? Because St John's is not Goldsworth Park.
03.10.2025 15:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!
01.10.2025 09:02 β π 675 π 211 π¬ 19 π 13