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love this robot. the temu

the ominous horse

An edited screenshot of a text exchange. The first texts are from Oilman, who is drawn on the side looking very nervous. He says "THIS PLACE IS FILLING WITH WATER VERY QUICKLY. SCARED" to which timeman replies, looking confused and furious, "WHAT?" Oilman responds, now seemingly a bit sheepish, "ON SKYRIM. SHOULD'VE CLARIFIED. MY BAD."

Timeman standing over Oilman, raising up a time spear to attack. Oil screams

happy birthday to my weird bugs (affectionate)

That's not hyperbole either. He was in a little bag with a receipt, and everytime I walked into another store at the mall? the alarm would go off. Luckily either no one cared or it was obvious that I wasn't stealing.

A drawing of me on my phone, noticing something on a store shelf.

The item(s) on the shelf are revealed to be two Elecman Jada Figurines.

I stare in shock, saying nothing. A slightly transparent doodle of my sona shouts "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT?!"

The first doodle is me walking out of the store, holding one of the Elecman figurines. The second doodle is the anti-theft alarms going off, startling me. Text reads "(HE SET OFF THREE ANTI-THEFT ALARMS)"

a brief comic about my visit to the mall

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Megamer AU; Tempo and Blues (wearing his Break Man helmet) look into a glass tank full of water. Tempo says "Mom found her stranded on a clump of seaweed." Blues leans closer and asks "..her?"

Megamer AU; We then see inside the tank, showing a tiny mer pup that resembles a striped bee shrimp. Implied to be Vesper. She's laying on a pillow and surrounded by toys as she sleeps. Offscreen, Tempo says "Mom and I discussed...and we took her in. We think...I think it will be good. For all of us."

Megamer AU; Tempo smiles softly as she continues, "I...like seeing her. She makes me happy....I think she looks like a little bee."

Megamer AU; The first panel shows Tempo continuing to smile at the tank and Vesper inside. Blues reaches closer, hand just over the glass side. In the second panel, Tempo glares at him and says in large text "Get any closer and I break your arm." Blues recoils and meekly apologizes.

I got an ask about Vesper Woman. She's just a lil thang

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2ボスの中だと一番好きかも

Shademan lands close to Gutsman and Oilman, cheerfully saying hello. Oilman screams and climbs ontop of Gutsman. Shademan then says "I got your invitation~! So excited for Karaoke night!" to which Gutsman says "Yeah...lemme drop oil off first." Oilman is still clinging onto his head and trembling.

Oilman crosses his arms over his chest (to the best of his ability) and grumbles "He's not even a hot vampire." Timeman looks up from his work, processing what he just heard.

Timeman asks "HOW Would that help??" and Oilman replies "WELL IT'D MAKE ME FEEL BETTER-" Timeman interrupts with "HOW?!"

I've seen some other art making this joke but thats bc its correct. i just KNOW if archie got to mm7 theyd have at least one joke about it.
i have yet to decide if its funnier for oils fear to be valid or not

Keep nitro canceled.
Any of my friends or moots or followers that still have their nitro active, I'm giving you the stink eye

Dark painting i enjoyed
#art

Megamer AU; a younger Dr Light sits on a tattered and scratched couch, looking tired. The firsts - as young pups - scramble around the couch and on him. Dr Light is watching Firemer build a tower of blocks, loosely holding a fire extinguisher.

Megamer AU; Fire sneezes, setting his blocks on fire. The rest continue to scramble around, seemingly unbothered.

Megamer AU; Dr Light uses the extinguisher to stop the fire on the blocks, but is unfazed.

Single Dad Light moments

the rest of the firsts drawn in a style of baba is you. in the top corner is blues with text that reads "HOPE RIDES ALONE" also in the style of baba puzzle.

*spills these things on your post* oh man im so sorry- they just fall out of my pocket-

meant to be

Fuseman on a small motorbike at the top of a hill. He's looking at a map of Finland, saying "where the fuck am I"

The motorbike begins rolling downhill, towards a lake. Fuse looks up from his map, alarmed.

Fuseman shouts "NO NO NO NO NO NO" as his motorbike is moments away from rolling into the lake. Small slightly transparent text underneath reads "(I had to reload my save)"

this was how I learned the game doesnt freeze when you pause

Fuseman holding an unidentified bottle. He looks unsure, saying "...it kind of smells like an E-Tank? Surely its similar." We then see him lying on the ground, groaning. Large text above him reads "(IT WAS NOT)"

Fuseman sitting inside a tractor, driving it. He's visibly angry. In the first drawing he's muttering "when I get back to the plant I'm gonna wring Elecman's neck-" In the second drawing we see his hunger and thirst meter from the game, both bars being red. Fuseman shouts "NOT NOW."

A screenshot of the steam banner for My Summer Car with Fuseman drawn inside the car.

I bought My Summer Car because I thought it looked funny and then I shoved Fuseman in it. He's having the worst forced vacation of his life. He needs to build a good car to drive to an airport.

Gijinkas of my Meowscarada, Lantana, and my Ceruledge, Forte. Text by Lantana says she's the ringleader, while text by Forte says he's a firebreather/swordthrower.

Lantana sits by Forte, smiling. She says "Hey! You did great today~!" Forte says in reply "Kinda have to be great. It's my job and all." Lantana replies "Still~! Doesn't mean I can't compliment ya!"

Both Lantana and Forte sit in silence. They both think "OH GOD I RUINED THE CONVERSATION". Lantana sees herself as a cat in a banana costume, sobbing, while Forte sees himself sweating heavily and wiping his brow.

Thinking of my doomed(?) couple from my violet team

Congrats on your first shiny hunt!

Wah!!! Thank you thank you omg

A doodle of two bugs being on each side of a counter-top. One is Baker who served the other bug, a Ladybug named Levee, some cake. The ladybug really enjoys it.

I think they would get along really well.

Baker belongs to @monstermonsoon.bsky.social

Just had to doodle something because I really adore Baker. You made a really precious bug. ^^

The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere

Megamer AU; Shademer holds a piece of paper, asking "The seal gave you this? my my, that is interesting. Let's see now..." Freezemer nods in response to his question (The seal being Icemer)

Megamer AU; Shademer inspects the card, humming. It is a valentines day card with a smiling train that reads "I choo-choo choose you!"

Megamer AU; Shademer says "...I cannot decipher this for the life of me." Freeze buries his head in his hands.

to be fair its not like they know what a train is either

Omg??? OMG 🥺😭😭😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭😭🥺😭🥺😭

Two sketches, side by side, of Baker and Staray, Hollow Knight/Silksong OCs. In the first sketch, on the left, Staray struggles to be seen in Baker's food cart, due to her short stature. Text next to her says "Excuse me..." while a note in parentheses states "(too short to order)" In the second image, on the right, Staray has hoisted herself up high enough on the counter to be seen, and holds some rosaries.

That's a pretty cool bug

Don't think I'm gonna have the time to make Valentine's cards 😔

Sure why not

Various sketches of Baker, a Hollow Knight OC. She is a small blue damselfly with an apron. Various sketchers show her serving cake, gathering mushrooms, and claiming her love for cooking (but asking not to skip on the tab.)

Baker in her food cart, in an empty cavern. She says "...there's no customers either."

Baker puts a hand to her chin and says "Am I so out of touch???...no. It's the customers who are wrong."

been on an OC kick lately I guess. Here's my bug.

(fish being my mers)

chat should I make fish valentines