Happy FOURTH birthday to our floofy fried chicken tender, Harley! 4 years around the sun and every day is a new adventure that we wouldn’t change for anything!! I remember the day we got you like it was just yesterday, and you are absolutely the cutest puppy on the planet! ❤️🥹🐶

I love when I meet with my psychiatrist (virtually), and she’s like, “Hi Jen!! Let me see Harley!” LMAOOOO I wanted to be like, “hello to you too, doc!” Lololol. Harley is out here being a full on socialite, we love to see it 🥲

If everyone could please send us prayers and good vibes, it would be greatly appreciated. Harley is not doing well and was at the vet yesterday and Wednesday and we are a nervous wreck. She is so weak from vomiting and diarrhea. Praying for my baby girl to get better, ASAP. 😔

I can’t believe my little sister is getting married in ONE WEEK! Michy I am so excited for you!!!!Ahhhhhaoakrnrdmqkfmwn 🎉🥰🍾

Wait how do I access it?! Grad school has taken over my life now and I feel like I live under a rock

Omfg soooooooo many it’s unhinged

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Lmfaooooooo, BLOOOOOP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@queenofflipss.bsky.social during her panel before performing when asked what advice she had for S17 divas: “be professional!!”
Me: being the most UNprofessional whack ass human on the planet. Not Mhi’ya’s MOOOM 🆘🥲🤦🏼‍♀️😬

Me waiting to the side after @queenofflipss.bsky.social did her Eatscon performance
Woman: oh did you want to get a photo with her?
Me: Oh, I know this bitch!
Me to Mhi’ya: Oh is that your family waiting?
Mhi’ya: that’s my mom
Me: omg I told her,“I know this bitch,” when she said do u want a photo?”

The GOAT 💁🏼‍♀️

Reintroduction thread 🌟

Name: Jen
Pronouns: she/her
Location: Miami/ SOFLA
Interests: dance, writing, drag, dogs, live shows, traveling, working out, queer content, fashion, EDM
Vocation: Administrative assistant for a corporate cruise line, writer, and part time grad student

I was up until 3 AM last night working on homework because grad school is FUNNNNN. I’m running on adderall, fumes and a prayer 🥲

The image is a screenshot from instagram messages with Athena Dion that reads: Me to Jer while in the shower: *screaming* Jeremy come here!!!!!!!!!!! Jer: Jen are you okay????? Me showing him my hand: There’s a ladybug in the shower and it keeps squirming can you plz save it for me? Jer: Jen!!!! omg I thought there was an actual emergency. I was worried Me: it is an emergency 🙃 Athena replied: “lol, not Morphine in your shower I replied: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I’m DECEASEDDD 🥲🤣

I’m laughing so hard plz send help 😂😂😂
@athenadion.bsky.social

I guess @morphinelovemua.bsky.social does miss me?????? LMAOOOO

I’m losing my damn mind OMMMMMGGGGGGGHHSJSKXMSMSMFNFMXKWOFM

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SEE THAT OMFG?!?!? Mother monster I am GAGGEDDDDDDD. Holy fuck

I hate the smell of hospitals djskfmrkskxmfn gross 😵‍💫

Oh no no noooooo 😔

@kerricolby.bsky.social really said— watch me devour this set in my full set, bitch!!!! I LIVVVV 🫠💜👑🎉

Andddd @kerricolby.bsky.social is a national treasure!! Beating myself up that I didn’t go and say hi to her last weekend when she was at R House and DJ-ing in Miami 😔 (also having a quarter life crisis because some of the queens are on twitter and some are on Bluesky, 🆘) 🥲

PSA: I just finished Boa’s ep of slaycation and I would just like to say I absolutely adore her, always 😍❤️🥹

Omg whaaaaaat?!? Noooooo 😔

I’ve been home sick since Thursday and I’m just in a state of panic because I start grad school on Monday, 🆘🆘🆘

I need all the details plz

Protect @ramonaslick.bsky.social at all costs!!!

Omfg you look incredible, jfcccccc

Very this 🤣

A literal angel

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I’m home sick today and I just asked my partner if it was 2024 or 2025 and he just looked at me like this 🥲

I’m still gagged about this from this weekend, lmaoooo @xunamimuse.bsky.social 🤣